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[flawed_mirror]

It’s come to my attention that someone was foolish enough to lay their hands on my better half. I assumed this could go without saying, but I assumed wrong-which is irritating because it’s something I’ve never done before. So let me make this clear…

DON’T. TOUCH. WHAT. BELONGS. TO. ME.

Since I don’t know who said asshole is so I can't personally

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[darkmirror_vr2]

....better half.

Why do I feel like I'm missing something?

[flawed_mirror]

You could call him my wife, but I perfer better half, partner, or spouse.

I would have invited you to the ceremony, but it was one of those Vegas deals.

[darkmirror_vr2]

I'm hurt, I really am. When the hell was this?

[flawed_mirror]

Oh I apologize, you missed out on booze, gambling and five different Elvis impersonators. It was a nice service too. When? Ah...it must have been between the time you were ignoring me and...that other time you were ignoring me.

[notice how he skirts around giving an actual date XD]

[darkmirror_vr2]

Very helpful. Who was it?

(( XD No doubt baby twin would have to do the same if the interrogation was on him. ))

[flawed_mirror]

White. Don't know if you've had the pleasure, but he has charm. Now what about you and...Spain was it?

[And he may have to sooner than we think lol]

[darkmirror_vr2]

Can't say I've heard of him.

Antonio, yes. Obviously you've met him, so what about us?

(( Oh noes! ))

[flawed_mirror]

Maybe I'll introduce him to you.

Heh, you really are a cradle-robber. Yes I met him, and we're speaking again. He wants a double-date I think, now why would he say that if you weren't involved...or is it...?

[I couldn't resist the lame joke XD]

[darkmirror_vr2]

No thanks.

As I saw already, and he knows he's not getting a "double-date". But would you care to point out where I ever said we weren't invovled?

(( Pffft it's totally to be expected of him XD ))

[flawed_mirror]

Your loss.

Huh? We have that in common too?

Don't get so irate, don't you think you're being a little unfair to your big brother here? After all you didn't even know I was married and you don't want to be introduced to my partner. I'm wounded.

You know what that means right? We should visit more often.

[darkmirror_vr2]

We're not brothers. And meeting whatever poor bastard managed to catch your interest this time seems like an overall waste of time, honestly.

Because we both know how well that would go.

[flawed_mirror]

...

And the red flag goes up!

[darkmirror_vr2]

I'm sorry, did I say something wrong?

\o/

[flawed_mirror]

Do yourself a favor and fuck off.

[darkmirror_vr2]

Maybe if you asked nicely.

[flawed_mirror]

Heh. Hahah! Turning my feelings against me, interesting.

Fuck off, before my foot drills a hole in your ass. How was that?