Oh, jeez. *coughsputterchortle* People, read this. Just read this. ((And for you WEIRDOS [a.k.a. RL friends of mine] who refuse to creat LJs of your and still show up at mine like a bad RASH, read this too. *sickely sweet smile* Oh BOY are you going to recognize these events...))
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3104739/20/