An Open Letter to Twilight's Stephanie Meyer (SomethingAwful)

Jan 11, 2009 14:08

The Bargain Book Bin: An Open Letter to Twilight's Stephanie Meyer (www.somethingawful.com)





[extract] ...So I don't blame you for wanting to escape the mundanity of our home life. It's just that, well, the particular subject you chose to make this escape with strikes me as a distinctly malicious plot choice. You could have written about a young woman (who is you) falling in love with an beautiful space alien, or a young woman (who is you) falling in love with a reckless but quietly caring secret agent, or a young woman (who is you) falling in an experimental sapphic love with a free-spirited blond girl with a passion for folk music, nude swimming, and group sex -I would have especially enjoyed reading this last idea, maybe you could develop it for your next book. [/extract]

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