DIVA CUP
Having scorched one Diva Cup to death (while still in El Salvador), I now set my phone alarm to go off about 17 minutes into the 20-minute boil time. Then I go and stand by the stove and wait for it to be done, so that it doesn't suddenly start boiling off all the water and scorch another one despite my best efforts. This means that those last three minutes are, in fact, the longest three minutes of the entire month.