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[flatlikeawall]

I've been eating and sleeping too much. I gained some weight. This is not good. I'm feeling too lazy. I need to be more productive. I wish that dummy Kensei was here.

What should I do?

I don't think I can talk to Sanji for a while.

Comments

[herotoyouall]

You're SUPPOSED to feel that way after Thankgsgivings!

[flatlikeawall]

Are you feeling like this, Alfred? Are you happy with all the meat?

[herotoyouall]

Well no, you feel like a fat pig afterward, BUT now you can make your new year resolution "Lose some weight"! Doesn't this work awesomely??

[flatlikeawall]

I don't feel like that!

[flatlikeawall]

That's a whole month from now. I'll start working out tomorrow morning.

[herotoyouall]

You can eat what I've been eating! I've totally lost weight, man!

[flatlikeawall]

The rabbit food? Really? How come I don't see it?

[herotoyouall]

...What? I totally have!

[flatlikeawall]

You have? I have to take a closer look to make sure.

[herotoyouall]

You can even use a magnifying glass - I DEFINITELY have lost weight!

[herotoyouall]

Not that I needed to or anything.

[flatlikeawall]

I will. I'm going to pinch you and see.

[herotoyouall]

You'll find NOTHING to pinch! One hundred percent ABS OF STEEL, man!

[flatlikeawall]

No way! Only Superman has those. And robots.

[herotoyouall]

So? I'm ALMOST Superman! I'm not a robot, though.

[flatlikeawall]

That's not good enough! Can you fly? This isn't Halloween anymore.