The Korcari Wilds.
Sitting here watching Mary play Dragon age 2. So gooood.
So I managed to survive the day without too much incident! There was a lot of glaring at ignorant people, as well as sort of...politely dissing Mr Huckabee. He came down the line shaking hands, and apparently mistook me (sitting in a chair, pierced, tattooed, gauged, and reading Jim McCaan's Dapper Men - SO GOOD) for someone waiting for his autograph. He offered me his hand, I told him 'I would rather not, thank you,' and he just kind of smiled and moved on. I suppose he's encountered that reaction before.
ANYWAY! Time for a no doubt fascinating sex meme, stolen from ladydeathfaerie
(1) Which hand do you use? Right. Strictly. Cripplingly so.
(2) Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked? Nekkid. Even in the middle of winter.
(3) What are you wearing right now? Sweats and a tank top. Try not to get too turned on.
(4) Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Fiancée (female) of six years. Gawd.
(5) Do you hate it when people abbreviate the word girlfriend as gf? Nooooo?
(6) How many people have you had sex with? Two. Yep. Fooled around with...four, but full on sex? Two.
(7) Were you drunk on any of those occasions? Yep, one of them. Which is why it only happened once.
(8) Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection) It's a HUGE pet peeve of mine. I can tolerate hand holding, and a kiss on the cheek, maybe a quick kiss on the lips, but that's it. As for me, personally, Mary do no more than hold hands or kiss on the cheek, depending on where we are.
(9) Have you ever been caught making out? Not by anyone that mattered.
(10) How many "bases" have you been to? I own the ballpark.
(11) Have you had sex on the 1st date? Never been on a date.
(12) Have you ever had a three-some? Not yet.
(13) Do you kiss and tell? Who the hell am I going to tell?
(14) Lights on or off? Off or dim, depending on the level of freakitude.
(15) Do you have hair down there? Yup. I don't get the clean-shaven thing. Makes me feel like I'm looking at a 12 year old.
(16) What about your mate? That's her business.
(17) Have you ever given road head? I've never had a cock in my mouth.
(18) Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? o.O
(19) Did you ever have anal sex? Hell yes.
(20) Whats better pleasing, or being pleased? Both, as long as I'm in control.
(21) Are you a screamer, moaner, or silent? Moaner.
(22) Have you ever had sex at school? Nope.
(23) Whats better a tongue, or a finger? Depends on what I'm after.
(24) Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? HAAAAAHAHAHAAA.
(25) Would you ever have a friend with benefits? Maybe a mutual one in the future.
(26) Would you wax off all your body hair for 100 dollars? I'd do a lot of things for $100.
(27) Do you own any sex toys? Enough to have a chest and cupboard designated for them.
(28) Have you ever watched porn? OH GOD I LOVE PORN.
(29) Are you single/taken/engaged/inbetween/swinger? Solidly engaged in a theoretically semi-open relationship.
(30) Have you ever done anything naughty with a webcam? Nope. Although when you have a long distance relationship, a digital cam is your best friend.
(31) What is your fav part of a guy/girl? Girl - Lips. Guy - Jaw.
(32) Had sex or been felt up? Often.
(33) Do you know what the mile high club is? Yes, and no, never.
(34) Ever done anything weird with your tongue? Define weird.
(35) Would you pose naked for art purposes? Nope. My body's mine.
(36) What's the sexiest thing a guy/girl did to you? Mmmm, that's going to stay private, I think.
(37) What is sexier, six pack or biceps? Biceps. I loooooove big arms.
(38) Do you ever go commando? Nope. I pretty much wear only jeans, and wow, ow.
(39) Have you ever sent naked pics of you to a boyfriend/lover? Indeed I have.
(40) Have you and your significant other ever made a sex tape? Never have, never will. We would just sit there, pointing and laughing, all 'AAAHAHA LOOK AT ALL THE CHINS!'
(41) Is your sex partner preference, male, female or farm animal? I like to fuck women, and I like to look at men.
(42) What is your method of birth control? A lack of ovaries, fertility, and penis.
(43) Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot? Middle-lower back. It actually turns me on more than 'the obvious'.
(44) What is your sexin' jam? If we tried to fuck to music, we would end up ignoring eachother. But anything by Them Crooked Vultures currently turns my yank.
(45) Do you like your hair pulled? Never. I like to pull, however.
(46) Do you like it on top or bottom? Top. Toooooooooooop. 99% of the time.
(46) If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be? Male - Jeffrey Dean Morgan (if I were a dude). Female - Katee Sackhoff.
(47) If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.Bush? Remember how I said I would do a lot for $100? I would stab my own mother in the face for a gazillion dollars.
(48) Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? For heterosexual sex, yes.
(49) Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire? A lumpy bed blissfully free of Dorito crumbs.
(50) Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner? I'm not the one that does the dressing up.
(51) What could your partner wear to turn you on? Something girly.
(52) Any embarrassing sex stories you want to share? We've had some hilarious fail!sex that involved screaming cats and knocking over tables. Oh, and my mom walked in on us having phone sex, when I was still in New Zealand. Lucky, she was fucked-up drunk, and didn't notice.
(53) Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty? Yeah, my parents.
(54) Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavors? Every damn time!
(55) How often do you think about sex? In between breaths.
(56) Have you ever been to a strip club? Yep, and I really enjoyed it, too. I love a girl with big thighs, who is good at what she does, and enjoys it.
(57) Have you ever worked in a strip club? No, but I worked in a drag club.
(58) Have you ever been involved in an orgy? Uh, no.
(59) Have you ever been called a slut? Nope.
(60) Do you consider yourself a freak in bed? Aha, yes. Oh yes.
(61) Do you like it rough? 99% of the time.
(62) Do you masturbate? Like I need it for daily sustenance.
(63) How often? If not every day, then every other day.
This or That
Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk? TAKE A WILD GUESS.
Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup? I feel like people who think sexy food is sexy have never had fucking sex before. Sex is messy and awkward, you don't want to make it worse by getting sticky food everywhere.
Kitchen counter OR Shower? See above.
Doggy OR Cowgirl? All and every.
Dirty Sanchez OR Rusty Trombone? Wow.
Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral? WHO WROTE THIS. Look. It takes me ten minutes to come from oral sex. Like clockwork, every time. Mary is a goddamned trooper. After an hour, she would stab me in the leg. Fuck that. Ask me again after I've had a threesome.
Watching porn OR Making your own porn? Oh god, watching it.
Biting OR Licking? Depends where each is applied.
Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacey whatnots? Leather on me, lace on the other.
Rug burn OR Neck hickie? Neither. Both play into the PDA squick.
Fall asleep OR snack after? I am out like a LIGHT!
(1) Which hand do you use?
(2) Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked?
(3) What are you wearing right now?
(4) Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
(5) Do you hate it when people abbreviate the word girlfriend as gf?
(6) How many people have you had sex with?
(7) Were you drunk on any of those occasions?
(8) Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection)
(9) Have you ever been caught making out?
(10) How many "bases" have you been to?
(11) Have you had sex on the 1st date?
(12) Have you ever had a three-some?
(13) Do you kiss and tell?
(14) Lights on or off?
(15) Do you have hair down there?
(16) What about your mate?
(17) Have you ever given road head?
(18) Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?
(19) Did you ever have anal sex?
(20) Whats better pleasing, or being pleased?
(21) Are you a screamer, moaner, or silent?
(22) Have you ever had sex at school?
(23) Whats better a tongue, or a finger?
(24) Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
(25) Would you ever have a friend with benefits?
(26) Would you wax off all your body hair for 100 dollars?
(27) Do you own any sex toys?
(28) Have you ever watched porn?
(29) Are you single/taken/engaged/inbetween/swinger?
(30) Have you ever done anything naughty with a webcam?
(31) What is your fav part of a guy/girl?
(32) Had sex or been felt up?
(33) Do you know what the mile high club is?
(34) Ever done anything weird with your tongue?
(35) Would you pose naked for art purposes?
(36) What's the sexiest thing a guy/girl did to you?
(37) What is sexier, six pack or biceps?
(38) Do you ever go commando?
(39) Have you ever sent naked pics of you to a boyfriend/lover?
(40) Have you and your significant other ever made a sex tape?
(41) Is your sex partner preference, male, female or farm animal?
(42) What is your method of birth control?
(43) Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot?
(44) What is your sexin' jam?
(45) Do you like your hair pulled?
(46) Do you like it on top or bottom?
(46) If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be?
(47) If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.Bush?
(48) Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
(49) Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire?
(50) Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner?
(51) What could your partner wear to turn you on?
(52) Any embarrassing sex stories you want to share?
(53) Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty?
(54) Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavors?
(55) How often do you think about sex?
(56) Have you ever been to a strip club?
(57) Have you ever worked in a strip club?
(58) Have you ever been involved in an orgy?
(59) Have you ever been called a slut?
(60) Do you consider yourself a freak in bed?
(61) Do you like it rough?
(62) Do you masturbate?
(63) How often?
This or That
Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk?
Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup?
Kitchen counter OR Shower?
Doggy OR Cowgirl?
Dirty Sanchez OR Rusty Trombone?
Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral?
Watching porn OR Making your own porn?
Biting OR Licking?
Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacey whatnots?
Rug burn OR Neck hickie?
Fall asleep OR snack after?
So I managed to survive the day without too much incident! There was a lot of glaring at ignorant people, as well as sort of...politely dissing Mr Huckabee. He came down the line shaking hands, and apparently mistook me (sitting in a chair, pierced, tattooed, gauged, and reading Jim McCaan's Dapper Men - SO GOOD) for someone waiting for his autograph. He offered me his hand, I told him 'I would rather not, thank you,' and he just kind of smiled and moved on. I suppose he's encountered that reaction before.
ANYWAY! Time for a no doubt fascinating sex meme, stolen from ladydeathfaerie
(1) Which hand do you use? Right. Strictly. Cripplingly so.
(2) Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked? Nekkid. Even in the middle of winter.
(3) What are you wearing right now? Sweats and a tank top. Try not to get too turned on.
(4) Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Fiancée (female) of six years. Gawd.
(5) Do you hate it when people abbreviate the word girlfriend as gf? Nooooo?
(6) How many people have you had sex with? Two. Yep. Fooled around with...four, but full on sex? Two.
(7) Were you drunk on any of those occasions? Yep, one of them. Which is why it only happened once.
(8) Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection) It's a HUGE pet peeve of mine. I can tolerate hand holding, and a kiss on the cheek, maybe a quick kiss on the lips, but that's it. As for me, personally, Mary do no more than hold hands or kiss on the cheek, depending on where we are.
(9) Have you ever been caught making out? Not by anyone that mattered.
(10) How many "bases" have you been to? I own the ballpark.
(11) Have you had sex on the 1st date? Never been on a date.
(12) Have you ever had a three-some? Not yet.
(13) Do you kiss and tell? Who the hell am I going to tell?
(14) Lights on or off? Off or dim, depending on the level of freakitude.
(15) Do you have hair down there? Yup. I don't get the clean-shaven thing. Makes me feel like I'm looking at a 12 year old.
(16) What about your mate? That's her business.
(17) Have you ever given road head? I've never had a cock in my mouth.
(18) Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? o.O
(19) Did you ever have anal sex? Hell yes.
(20) Whats better pleasing, or being pleased? Both, as long as I'm in control.
(21) Are you a screamer, moaner, or silent? Moaner.
(22) Have you ever had sex at school? Nope.
(23) Whats better a tongue, or a finger? Depends on what I'm after.
(24) Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? HAAAAAHAHAHAAA.
(25) Would you ever have a friend with benefits? Maybe a mutual one in the future.
(26) Would you wax off all your body hair for 100 dollars? I'd do a lot of things for $100.
(27) Do you own any sex toys? Enough to have a chest and cupboard designated for them.
(28) Have you ever watched porn? OH GOD I LOVE PORN.
(29) Are you single/taken/engaged/inbetween/swinger? Solidly engaged in a theoretically semi-open relationship.
(30) Have you ever done anything naughty with a webcam? Nope. Although when you have a long distance relationship, a digital cam is your best friend.
(31) What is your fav part of a guy/girl? Girl - Lips. Guy - Jaw.
(32) Had sex or been felt up? Often.
(33) Do you know what the mile high club is? Yes, and no, never.
(34) Ever done anything weird with your tongue? Define weird.
(35) Would you pose naked for art purposes? Nope. My body's mine.
(36) What's the sexiest thing a guy/girl did to you? Mmmm, that's going to stay private, I think.
(37) What is sexier, six pack or biceps? Biceps. I loooooove big arms.
(38) Do you ever go commando? Nope. I pretty much wear only jeans, and wow, ow.
(39) Have you ever sent naked pics of you to a boyfriend/lover? Indeed I have.
(40) Have you and your significant other ever made a sex tape? Never have, never will. We would just sit there, pointing and laughing, all 'AAAHAHA LOOK AT ALL THE CHINS!'
(41) Is your sex partner preference, male, female or farm animal? I like to fuck women, and I like to look at men.
(42) What is your method of birth control? A lack of ovaries, fertility, and penis.
(43) Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot? Middle-lower back. It actually turns me on more than 'the obvious'.
(44) What is your sexin' jam? If we tried to fuck to music, we would end up ignoring eachother. But anything by Them Crooked Vultures currently turns my yank.
(45) Do you like your hair pulled? Never. I like to pull, however.
(46) Do you like it on top or bottom? Top. Toooooooooooop. 99% of the time.
(46) If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be? Male - Jeffrey Dean Morgan (if I were a dude). Female - Katee Sackhoff.
(47) If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.Bush? Remember how I said I would do a lot for $100? I would stab my own mother in the face for a gazillion dollars.
(48) Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? For heterosexual sex, yes.
(49) Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire? A lumpy bed blissfully free of Dorito crumbs.
(50) Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner? I'm not the one that does the dressing up.
(51) What could your partner wear to turn you on? Something girly.
(52) Any embarrassing sex stories you want to share? We've had some hilarious fail!sex that involved screaming cats and knocking over tables. Oh, and my mom walked in on us having phone sex, when I was still in New Zealand. Lucky, she was fucked-up drunk, and didn't notice.
(53) Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty? Yeah, my parents.
(54) Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavors? Every damn time!
(55) How often do you think about sex? In between breaths.
(56) Have you ever been to a strip club? Yep, and I really enjoyed it, too. I love a girl with big thighs, who is good at what she does, and enjoys it.
(57) Have you ever worked in a strip club? No, but I worked in a drag club.
(58) Have you ever been involved in an orgy? Uh, no.
(59) Have you ever been called a slut? Nope.
(60) Do you consider yourself a freak in bed? Aha, yes. Oh yes.
(61) Do you like it rough? 99% of the time.
(62) Do you masturbate? Like I need it for daily sustenance.
(63) How often? If not every day, then every other day.
This or That
Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk? TAKE A WILD GUESS.
Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup? I feel like people who think sexy food is sexy have never had fucking sex before. Sex is messy and awkward, you don't want to make it worse by getting sticky food everywhere.
Kitchen counter OR Shower? See above.
Doggy OR Cowgirl? All and every.
Dirty Sanchez OR Rusty Trombone? Wow.
Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral? WHO WROTE THIS. Look. It takes me ten minutes to come from oral sex. Like clockwork, every time. Mary is a goddamned trooper. After an hour, she would stab me in the leg. Fuck that. Ask me again after I've had a threesome.
Watching porn OR Making your own porn? Oh god, watching it.
Biting OR Licking? Depends where each is applied.
Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacey whatnots? Leather on me, lace on the other.
Rug burn OR Neck hickie? Neither. Both play into the PDA squick.
Fall asleep OR snack after? I am out like a LIGHT!
(1) Which hand do you use?
(2) Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked?
(3) What are you wearing right now?
(4) Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
(5) Do you hate it when people abbreviate the word girlfriend as gf?
(6) How many people have you had sex with?
(7) Were you drunk on any of those occasions?
(8) Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection)
(9) Have you ever been caught making out?
(10) How many "bases" have you been to?
(11) Have you had sex on the 1st date?
(12) Have you ever had a three-some?
(13) Do you kiss and tell?
(14) Lights on or off?
(15) Do you have hair down there?
(16) What about your mate?
(17) Have you ever given road head?
(18) Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?
(19) Did you ever have anal sex?
(20) Whats better pleasing, or being pleased?
(21) Are you a screamer, moaner, or silent?
(22) Have you ever had sex at school?
(23) Whats better a tongue, or a finger?
(24) Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
(25) Would you ever have a friend with benefits?
(26) Would you wax off all your body hair for 100 dollars?
(27) Do you own any sex toys?
(28) Have you ever watched porn?
(29) Are you single/taken/engaged/inbetween/swinger?
(30) Have you ever done anything naughty with a webcam?
(31) What is your fav part of a guy/girl?
(32) Had sex or been felt up?
(33) Do you know what the mile high club is?
(34) Ever done anything weird with your tongue?
(35) Would you pose naked for art purposes?
(36) What's the sexiest thing a guy/girl did to you?
(37) What is sexier, six pack or biceps?
(38) Do you ever go commando?
(39) Have you ever sent naked pics of you to a boyfriend/lover?
(40) Have you and your significant other ever made a sex tape?
(41) Is your sex partner preference, male, female or farm animal?
(42) What is your method of birth control?
(43) Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot?
(44) What is your sexin' jam?
(45) Do you like your hair pulled?
(46) Do you like it on top or bottom?
(46) If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be?
(47) If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.Bush?
(48) Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
(49) Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire?
(50) Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner?
(51) What could your partner wear to turn you on?
(52) Any embarrassing sex stories you want to share?
(53) Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty?
(54) Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavors?
(55) How often do you think about sex?
(56) Have you ever been to a strip club?
(57) Have you ever worked in a strip club?
(58) Have you ever been involved in an orgy?
(59) Have you ever been called a slut?
(60) Do you consider yourself a freak in bed?
(61) Do you like it rough?
(62) Do you masturbate?
(63) How often?
This or That
Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk?
Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup?
Kitchen counter OR Shower?
Doggy OR Cowgirl?
Dirty Sanchez OR Rusty Trombone?
Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral?
Watching porn OR Making your own porn?
Biting OR Licking?
Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacey whatnots?
Rug burn OR Neck hickie?
Fall asleep OR snack after?