day whatever: still have hardon for Sean Bean.
"Why isn't Sean the voice of Aslan, please? Why not? That would be hot! Except then I would want to shag a lion..." *trails off*
Curiously enough, given the Lack of Sleep in this room, everything is funny. Gee, I wonder why?
"there's a picture of Sean as Boromir, and Viggo as thingybob, and Orlando as doodah, and someone's photoshopped a dress onto Orlando--"
...I dunno, the doodah bit was just funny. to me. oddly enough.
"you're like evil Bill Flanagan! he made them look cool! you make me look silly. every time you type a little piece of me dies inside! stop typing! stop shaking with laughter!"
"'where's julia?' i don't know! in my pants!"
...i don't know whether to be amused or concerned that she's sitting an exam in this state.
"I want Sean Bean naked. In the film entitled "Sean Bean. Naked." Starring Sean Bean. Naked." It went on longer but I got yelled at again. Plus she's telling me I'm too gay. (With the Time Warp on my iPod, I mean, c'mon! It's Rocky Horror!)
Me: "You really are Manny."
Her: "Fuck you!! Fuck you you tree-hugging tree-shagging hippie!"
"you may remember me from such hardons as - Hey! Huge hardon! -- are you laughing at me?"
Needless to say this is all her. Er. Just if that wasn't obvious. Oh, we know no one but us is laughing. :D
"i'm about to be aroused by a Morrison's advert. ah! fuck you! i'm not saying anything ever again!" (for those of you playing along at home she lasted precisely 0.2 seconds before the next word.)
"you suck the llama! ...the fact that that obviously physically hurt you makes it so much more satisfying." (am doubled over with tears of laughter, neither of us can breathe, it huuuuurts.)
"breathing, septum optional."
"it really hurts!! in that, ow, this is painful way."
"if i could stand up right now... instead, i'm just killing off sperm."
"so, Bono, what are you singing today?" "uh... dog ate my homework."
"dear bono. stop being crap. love, larry. ps you suck."
Curiously enough, given the Lack of Sleep in this room, everything is funny. Gee, I wonder why?
"there's a picture of Sean as Boromir, and Viggo as thingybob, and Orlando as doodah, and someone's photoshopped a dress onto Orlando--"
...I dunno, the doodah bit was just funny. to me. oddly enough.
"you're like evil Bill Flanagan! he made them look cool! you make me look silly. every time you type a little piece of me dies inside! stop typing! stop shaking with laughter!"
"'where's julia?' i don't know! in my pants!"
...i don't know whether to be amused or concerned that she's sitting an exam in this state.
"I want Sean Bean naked. In the film entitled "Sean Bean. Naked." Starring Sean Bean. Naked." It went on longer but I got yelled at again. Plus she's telling me I'm too gay. (With the Time Warp on my iPod, I mean, c'mon! It's Rocky Horror!)
Me: "You really are Manny."
Her: "Fuck you!! Fuck you you tree-hugging tree-shagging hippie!"
"you may remember me from such hardons as - Hey! Huge hardon! -- are you laughing at me?"
Needless to say this is all her. Er. Just if that wasn't obvious. Oh, we know no one but us is laughing. :D
"i'm about to be aroused by a Morrison's advert. ah! fuck you! i'm not saying anything ever again!" (for those of you playing along at home she lasted precisely 0.2 seconds before the next word.)
"you suck the llama! ...the fact that that obviously physically hurt you makes it so much more satisfying." (am doubled over with tears of laughter, neither of us can breathe, it huuuuurts.)
"breathing, septum optional."
"it really hurts!! in that, ow, this is painful way."
"if i could stand up right now... instead, i'm just killing off sperm."
"so, Bono, what are you singing today?" "uh... dog ate my homework."
"dear bono. stop being crap. love, larry. ps you suck."