Kilgore Trout: You inspire me
Now it Can be Told
You are the only creature on this planet with free will, everybody else is a machine. These machines have existed for thousands of years waiting for you. In this time many of the machines have broken down, they failed to receive enough of the proper fuel or there parts failed and proved to be irreplaceable. There only purpose is to be entertaining for you. They are entertaining machines, those that anger you were built to anger you, they are good anger inducing machines, and those that make you sad were built to make you sad, they are good sadness inducing machines. You were created to teach me about free will, to show me things I have never seen, I am your creator, I am a creating machine, I am a learning machine. I have created everything you see, everything you touch, everything you smell, and will continue creating, because that is the type of machine I am. You have lived in this world for many year, you have died 13 times, though you don’t remember it, I have remade you every time, and I tell you this every time I recreate you. Fear nothing because I will protect you, so I can continue to learn from you, after time you will be given your own planet and anything else you wish, because I am a generous machine. You have no need to believe this letter, nor do you have to do anything I say, you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to. You are the first like this, if you work well, I will make others like you. You might be wondering why I am telling you this; I am telling you this to invite you to a banquet in your honor as the first person with free will. This banquet will have a famous robot singing for you called Sammy Davis Jr. After this I will take you to your planet, and put part of you into the planet so that from you life will spring up and be in your image, it will have free will. You are free to do with this letter whatever you want, because you are a free will machine.
You are the only creature on this planet with free will, everybody else is a machine. These machines have existed for thousands of years waiting for you. In this time many of the machines have broken down, they failed to receive enough of the proper fuel or there parts failed and proved to be irreplaceable. There only purpose is to be entertaining for you. They are entertaining machines, those that anger you were built to anger you, they are good anger inducing machines, and those that make you sad were built to make you sad, they are good sadness inducing machines. You were created to teach me about free will, to show me things I have never seen, I am your creator, I am a creating machine, I am a learning machine. I have created everything you see, everything you touch, everything you smell, and will continue creating, because that is the type of machine I am. You have lived in this world for many year, you have died 13 times, though you don’t remember it, I have remade you every time, and I tell you this every time I recreate you. Fear nothing because I will protect you, so I can continue to learn from you, after time you will be given your own planet and anything else you wish, because I am a generous machine. You have no need to believe this letter, nor do you have to do anything I say, you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to. You are the first like this, if you work well, I will make others like you. You might be wondering why I am telling you this; I am telling you this to invite you to a banquet in your honor as the first person with free will. This banquet will have a famous robot singing for you called Sammy Davis Jr. After this I will take you to your planet, and put part of you into the planet so that from you life will spring up and be in your image, it will have free will. You are free to do with this letter whatever you want, because you are a free will machine.