To Craig
Craig, I hope you read this. I hope everyone reads this, because I want you to know you're a piece of crap.
You know all those times you called yourself an asshole? Well, guess what. You are.
I want everybody to know what you did you Juli, what you do to Juli. And more importantly, I want you to know Craig.
You cause Juli more heartbreak than her father himself causes her, because the difference is that she is IN LOVE with you, and what do you do? Spew it back in her face, like horrible vile. You know how Juli is Craig, you damn well know how she is about her weight. How DARE you say "I'm sorry to be so hard on you, but you will never BE AS SKINNY AS AMY LEE"
And as I sit here, typing this out, listening to the very song you dedicated to her, I feel so infuriated right now Craig, you will probably never know unless I run into you on the street, and even then you probably won't receive half of my anger and wrath, because of the concious I will have afterwards.
You yourself had problems with your weight Craig. Only you weren't too fat, you were too skinny. Oh, let me tell you Craig... you will never be as thick or buff as the very _men_ Juli drools over on a regular basis. But even though you aren't what society considers to be as "hot" Juli always thought you were Craig. She always thought you were the finest piece of man out there, and although she did have school girl fantasies about those other celebrity men, she had eyes for no other.
And yet, you have the audacity to check out another girl infront of her? A girl that is probably skankier, skinnier, blonder, than Juli.
I wish so hard I could cuss you out Craig, but I'm going to be the one to maintain some class and sophistication here, because you have no class, and you have no consideration or sophistication.
Craig, you don't tell someone you love those kinds of things.
You
Just
Don't.
Not even to someone you don't love, its just not a socially acceptable thing to say.
Now, to Juli? The love of your life? Your girlfriend? She has stayed so true to you Craig, and every step of the way she's been understanding about your flippin' eating disorders. We both know Juli is sensitive about her weight, and for you to even think something like that is beyond belief.
You're a fool, and you've been playing Juli a fool. You deserve so much less, and she deserves so much more Craig. You know what, you deserve those skanky hoes, those blonde bimbos that would cheat on you at the first glance at a skater boy or a surf dude.
But you know what? I'm gonna go to bed tonight, and I'm going to pray for your ass Craig. I'm going to pray harder than I've ever prayed for someone before.
Oh, and as far as Juli calling you and telling you people are telling her to break up with you? That's me, Craig. I'm telling her. I've told her.
And you were asking like you're gonna do something? That was me Craig. I told her, and I still want her to break up with you. I have felt that way since the very night she told you she was belimic, and you got mad at her and hung up on her.
You're a spineless coward, Craig. As redundant as that may sound, its repeated for a reason, you know, for emphasis.
I've never hoped so much for karma to happen. It hurts me so bad to hear Juli cry because of your stupidities it makes ME cry Craig. She had a sense of security with you, Craig. She felt safe, wanted. How she could ever regenerate those feelings for you again Craig would be extraodinary. That would be true love.
But of course, knowing you, you'd vomit it right back in her face Craig, because you take her completely for granted.
But enough, I'm done. Time to call Juli and see what's up.
I know I have to maintain class, but Craig, you're a rat bastard... and so very much more. I wish I could just spit venom into your eyes Craig. Maybe that'll open them.
You will never know the anger you've caused me by saying those few words to my sister, Craig. And you will never know her pain.
And that's what hurts me the most.
You know all those times you called yourself an asshole? Well, guess what. You are.
I want everybody to know what you did you Juli, what you do to Juli. And more importantly, I want you to know Craig.
You cause Juli more heartbreak than her father himself causes her, because the difference is that she is IN LOVE with you, and what do you do? Spew it back in her face, like horrible vile. You know how Juli is Craig, you damn well know how she is about her weight. How DARE you say "I'm sorry to be so hard on you, but you will never BE AS SKINNY AS AMY LEE"
And as I sit here, typing this out, listening to the very song you dedicated to her, I feel so infuriated right now Craig, you will probably never know unless I run into you on the street, and even then you probably won't receive half of my anger and wrath, because of the concious I will have afterwards.
You yourself had problems with your weight Craig. Only you weren't too fat, you were too skinny. Oh, let me tell you Craig... you will never be as thick or buff as the very _men_ Juli drools over on a regular basis. But even though you aren't what society considers to be as "hot" Juli always thought you were Craig. She always thought you were the finest piece of man out there, and although she did have school girl fantasies about those other celebrity men, she had eyes for no other.
And yet, you have the audacity to check out another girl infront of her? A girl that is probably skankier, skinnier, blonder, than Juli.
I wish so hard I could cuss you out Craig, but I'm going to be the one to maintain some class and sophistication here, because you have no class, and you have no consideration or sophistication.
Craig, you don't tell someone you love those kinds of things.
You
Just
Don't.
Not even to someone you don't love, its just not a socially acceptable thing to say.
Now, to Juli? The love of your life? Your girlfriend? She has stayed so true to you Craig, and every step of the way she's been understanding about your flippin' eating disorders. We both know Juli is sensitive about her weight, and for you to even think something like that is beyond belief.
You're a fool, and you've been playing Juli a fool. You deserve so much less, and she deserves so much more Craig. You know what, you deserve those skanky hoes, those blonde bimbos that would cheat on you at the first glance at a skater boy or a surf dude.
But you know what? I'm gonna go to bed tonight, and I'm going to pray for your ass Craig. I'm going to pray harder than I've ever prayed for someone before.
Oh, and as far as Juli calling you and telling you people are telling her to break up with you? That's me, Craig. I'm telling her. I've told her.
And you were asking like you're gonna do something? That was me Craig. I told her, and I still want her to break up with you. I have felt that way since the very night she told you she was belimic, and you got mad at her and hung up on her.
You're a spineless coward, Craig. As redundant as that may sound, its repeated for a reason, you know, for emphasis.
I've never hoped so much for karma to happen. It hurts me so bad to hear Juli cry because of your stupidities it makes ME cry Craig. She had a sense of security with you, Craig. She felt safe, wanted. How she could ever regenerate those feelings for you again Craig would be extraodinary. That would be true love.
But of course, knowing you, you'd vomit it right back in her face Craig, because you take her completely for granted.
But enough, I'm done. Time to call Juli and see what's up.
I know I have to maintain class, but Craig, you're a rat bastard... and so very much more. I wish I could just spit venom into your eyes Craig. Maybe that'll open them.
You will never know the anger you've caused me by saying those few words to my sister, Craig. And you will never know her pain.
And that's what hurts me the most.