Diary Entry ☠ 1 - Video
[Tah-daah! Have a faceful of big, shiny teeth from the new tenant, boys and girls! Oh, and you might want to plug your ears; Bowser’s bellowing is loud.]
HEY!
Who’s the bonehead that’s responsible for this?! I demand to see the manager!
[The camera zooms out to get a shot of His Royal Grumpiness himself, and he’s literally breathing smoke in fury. A single claw lances out to point accusingly at what’s probably a tiny piece of machinery practically swallowed by his beefy fingers.]
When I get down to the lobby, I expect a sumptuous continental breakfast waiting for me along with the head honcho of this dump to explain, or I’ll flambé the front desk clerk to well done, you got me?
[Fling! The Jigoberry fliiiiies through the air and bounces off the couch.]
This isn’t even a swanky penthouse room! The nerve of these big hotel chains...
HEY!
Who’s the bonehead that’s responsible for this?! I demand to see the manager!
[The camera zooms out to get a shot of His Royal Grumpiness himself, and he’s literally breathing smoke in fury. A single claw lances out to point accusingly at what’s probably a tiny piece of machinery practically swallowed by his beefy fingers.]
When I get down to the lobby, I expect a sumptuous continental breakfast waiting for me along with the head honcho of this dump to explain, or I’ll flambé the front desk clerk to well done, you got me?
[Fling! The Jigoberry fliiiiies through the air and bounces off the couch.]
This isn’t even a swanky penthouse room! The nerve of these big hotel chains...