Private to Elric

[flashy_magic]

I'm really sorry about earlier.

[Private to Arthas, because he doesn't know about the torture session]

Hey, have you read Sharpe's posts lately?

[Public, a few hours later]

Hey, has anyone seen Arthas?

Comments

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

No. Maybe he did everyone a favor and through himself off the side of the barge.

[Private]

[flashy_magic]

No!

...that wouldn't be a favor to everyone.

[Private] *threw, up there for me. /rides typo train :c

[doctor_j_crane]

Please. There is nothing that Arthas does that benefits anyone.

[Private]

[flashy_magic]

He makes me happy when he isn't depressed.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Why would Arthas be depressed? Doesn't his continual murders make him happy.

[Private]

[flashy_magic]

No, nothing seems to anymore. I keep telling him to get a new hobby if he doesn't like killing people now.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Maybe he can make collages of his feelings in the art room.

Re: [Private]

[flashy_magic]

You're mocking him! Don't mock him.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

I'm entitled to. He threatened to kill me, you know.

Re: [Private]

[flashy_magic]

Did he? What did you do?

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

You don't need to do anything to provoke Arthas.

Re: [Private]

[flashy_magic]

Sure you do. I manage to not provoke him.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

And how, exactly, do you do that? Arthas seems to be provoke by most things.

[Private]

[flashy_magic]

I don't know. Just nothing I do provokes him. Embarrasses him, maybe. Frustrates him sometimes, but he's never seemed like he wanted to actually hurt me.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Don't you ever wonder what being friends with someone more normal would be like?

[Private]

[flashy_magic]

Yeah. I mean, I have normal friends back home, but I'm a big celebrity back there, so the relationship usually ends up being them fawning all over me, which I love. Still, it's not the same as what you're talking about.