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[flashy_magic]

To the crazy shape shifting lady who kidnapped me: You're lame and your plan was really stupid. It would have worked a lot better if instead of kidnapping people, you found people who also wanted to escape and had them work with you, pretending to be hostages when the time was right for whatever you were going to do, and that way you wouldn't be stopped before you actually managed to really do anything.

Also, to the crazy shape shifting lady's warden: Can you tack on an extra punishment for her? She messed up my hair and nails.