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[flashstopper]

We're here. Axl, get your ass over to the port right now. You're a fucking Reploid so I'm not expecting much out of you, so you'd better be good at this.

Crash, I think I left my helmet in your room. I remember getting dressed in my armor, but I can't find it. If you see it, bring it to me before I get off the ship. The hell's the name of this

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[powerinfaces]

I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying. No need to get your panties in a twist.

[flashstopper]

If the port doesn't look anything like it should, it's because I got bored.

[powerinfaces]

No worries as long as I can find you and your ship everything is good, Cap.

[flashstopper]

You DO know what our ship looks like, right?

[powerinfaces]

Nope!

But I'm guessing it's probably robot-y.

[flashstopper]

It looks like one of those stupid fucking trucks Doc built. Seriously, other than me and my brothers, Doc has never made one fucking worthwhile robot. And even WE suck.

[powerinfaces]

I have no idea what anything by this "Doc" guy looks like, man. And come on, you can't suck that badly or else you'd be scrap.

[flashstopper]

Eh, he just hates throwing shit away. Seriously, if I were him, I'd have thrown away Spring Man a long time ago. At least Quick's a good fighter.

[powerinfaces]

... Spring Man. Spring Man, really?

That sounds screwed up, man.

[flashstopper]

He was a giant slinky. Besides, after his second batch, he started drinking and lost the edge for it.

[flashstopper]

...shit, wait. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that.

[powerinfaces]

Well you did but don't worry? My lips are sealed.

[flashstopper]

Eh. Then again, I would have hung up my wrenches right after making Top Man.

[powerinfaces]

Top Man... You guys have really literal names, don'tcha?

[flashstopper]

At least he didn't fucking call me Stop Man.

[powerinfaces]

Dunno, Stop Man has a nice right to it.

And if you're going to bust this shit port up count me in, I'm bored.