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[flashstepqueen]

Man, Saturday night and nothing to do.

What's for fun around here? Where's a girl gotta go to get some dangerous fun?

More importantly, anyone wanna go on a date or something? My treat.

Edit: This just in. Young girls...or older girls. Hell, even boys or men, step right up and have a date with the fabulous Roxas~ One night and one night only he

Comments

[captain_dame]

I think it depends on what you like to do for fun...

Ehh?! Y-You're auctioning off Roxas!!?! Is he ok with this!!?

[key_destination]

I'm pretending it's not actually an auction...but besides that I'm fine with it.

[captain_dame]

Oh, that's good. Did you actually want to go on a date with someone?

[key_destination]

Yoruichi suggested it in the first place and I thought it wouldn't hurt to try since I've never been on one before.

[captain_dame]

I was on a date once... not sure if it really counted, though.

[key_destination]

Really? What was it like?

[captain_dame]

It started out nice...

[key_destination]

And ended badly...?

[captain_dame]

Complete chaos. Reborn thought I should get a pet... at the zoo.

[-sob- He wouldn't know about a zoo!]

[key_destination]

.......I'm guessing it's a place with lots of animals, right?

Re: [-sob- He wouldn't know about a zoo!]

[captain_dame]

A lot of wild, dangerous animals.

[key_destination]

And Reborn sent you there to get a pet...

Wow.

...Did you find one?

[captain_dame]

NO HE DIDN'T!! He sent all my friends there behind my back to help him find me one AND DIDN'T TELL ME!!

... ... .. A lion. But there's no way I'm going to keep a wild lion!!

[key_destination]

So I guess it was more of a party than a date, huh?

A lion, huh? Its name wasn't Simba, was it?

[captain_dame]

Not even that. It was a zoo! Not only that, the animals got loose and we had to put them all back!!

I don't know if it had a name.

[key_destination]

Sounds like a lot of work.

Hmmm...I guess it wasn't him then.