I caught a troll!
Went to my Step-Uncle's house for Easter dinner yesterday and my step-grandma told us this story about a friend of hers who has a mentally handicapped brother.
He called her up last week saying he'd caught a troll and locked it in the closet, but he didn't know what to do with it. She went over to see what he was talking about and when she walked in she could hear something slamming around in the closet trying to get out. She opened the door and a midget comes running out of it gripping his Jehovah's Witness pamphlets tight and hightails it out of there. She stuck around for an hour just to make sure the guy hadn't called the cops on her brother.
He called her up last week saying he'd caught a troll and locked it in the closet, but he didn't know what to do with it. She went over to see what he was talking about and when she walked in she could hear something slamming around in the closet trying to get out. She opened the door and a midget comes running out of it gripping his Jehovah's Witness pamphlets tight and hightails it out of there. She stuck around for an hour just to make sure the guy hadn't called the cops on her brother.