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Dad: What a sad testament to our society, Sujin. You just sold a book on investment online for $50. Mom just sold a ticket to a Madonna show online for $700.
Cello teacher: What's the difference between forte and fortissimo?
Me: Loud and louder?
Cello teacher: Inscribed on the page, yes. How about in terms of expressiveness, in terms of musicality?
Me: Expressive and more expressive?
Cello teacher: Pianissimo can be more expressive than fortissimo, so don't look at it like that.
Me: Obnoxious and more obnoxious?
Cello teacher: Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
Dad: Can you get me something from KFC on the way home?
Me: Okay, fine, what?
Dad: I think it's called the Fantastic Bucket. Or the Fabulous... bowl or bucket or something.
Me: Fantastic Bucket. Okay, Dad.
KFC: No, you losers, it's the Famous Bowl.
Dad: Come here, try this.
Me: No I hate beer
Dad: Come on! It's nonalcoholic beer! Now you can look like you're drinking and fit in at a bar!
Me: wtf
I haven't been trying to ignore the LJ, guys... what happened was the next update was gonna be a prom one, complete with pictures. Well, couldn't get pictures, was gonna get them from Angela, never got them from Angela, never ended up updating. Well, guess who's back. Back again. I is back. Tell a friend.