Upon Waking at The Arms Hotel
He's flopped back onto the bed, watching her eyes open in the morning sunlight...
You want some breakfast, baby? I can make waffles, and once we're married by law you'll own half of them. Or hey, how about omelettes? I could do an omelette. I've almost got that-
But his words are drown out by the rising music...
This is the man I'm supposed to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame
was to help and be an angel
Innocence was mine
But apparently I'm outta
the biz
And Oh my God will Grams be pissed
The only trouble is...
I'll
never tell
She is the one she's such wonderful fun
I love to
make her twist and turn
She has such passion and grace
Warm in the night
when I'm right
In her tight--
embrace,
Tight embrace *knowing
smile*
I'll never let her go
The fall she's known can only grow
There's
just one thing that--
No.
I'll never tell
Because there's
nothing to tell
He lies
She weeps
Say "adoration," and he
teases
She cries for this skeezy halfbreed
That I can't describe
I
talk,
He breezes
She doesn't know
What hell is
His penis got ....
Well where did it go?
The vibe gets kind of hairy
Like he thinks
I'm ordinary
She thinks the contract's temporary
Like his teeth are kind
of scary
But it's all very well
'Cause, god knows,
I'll never tell
When things get rough
She just hides behind her Belthazory
Now
look, she's getting huffy
'Cause she knows that I know
He
destroys,
She's weepy
He's also really greedy
She never--
His eyes
are beady
This is my verse,
Hello?
You know
You're quite
the charmer
I'm a regular knight in armour
You're the cutest of the
bitches
With your ass in those tight britches
And your firm yet supple--
Tight embrace
I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But
there's these fears I can't quell
Does she think she's found a pot of
gold?
Will I love him before I've gotten old?
Will my life become too
stressful
If her damnation's never that successful?
When I get so empty
and bitter
That I act like Rita Skeeter
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying a demon?
We could
Really raise the
beam
In makin' marriage a hell
So, thank god,
I'll never tell
I
swear that I'll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the
fifth
Nothing to see,
Move it along
I'll never
Tell
You want some breakfast, baby? I can make waffles, and once we're married by law you'll own half of them. Or hey, how about omelettes? I could do an omelette. I've almost got that-
But his words are drown out by the rising music...
This is the man I'm supposed to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame
was to help and be an angel
Innocence was mine
But apparently I'm outta
the biz
And Oh my God will Grams be pissed
The only trouble is...
I'll
never tell
She is the one she's such wonderful fun
I love to
make her twist and turn
She has such passion and grace
Warm in the night
when I'm right
In her tight--
embrace,
Tight embrace *knowing
smile*
I'll never let her go
The fall she's known can only grow
There's
just one thing that--
No.
I'll never tell
Because there's
nothing to tell
He lies
She weeps
Say "adoration," and he
teases
She cries for this skeezy halfbreed
That I can't describe
I
talk,
He breezes
She doesn't know
What hell is
His penis got ....
Well where did it go?
The vibe gets kind of hairy
Like he thinks
I'm ordinary
She thinks the contract's temporary
Like his teeth are kind
of scary
But it's all very well
'Cause, god knows,
I'll never tell
When things get rough
She just hides behind her Belthazory
Now
look, she's getting huffy
'Cause she knows that I know
He
destroys,
She's weepy
He's also really greedy
She never--
His eyes
are beady
This is my verse,
Hello?
You know
You're quite
the charmer
I'm a regular knight in armour
You're the cutest of the
bitches
With your ass in those tight britches
And your firm yet supple--
Tight embrace
I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But
there's these fears I can't quell
Does she think she's found a pot of
gold?
Will I love him before I've gotten old?
Will my life become too
stressful
If her damnation's never that successful?
When I get so empty
and bitter
That I act like Rita Skeeter
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying a demon?
We could
Really raise the
beam
In makin' marriage a hell
So, thank god,
I'll never tell
I
swear that I'll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the
fifth
Nothing to see,
Move it along
I'll never
Tell