Christmas Gift: Parody fic

[runenklinge]

My task for this year´s christmas exchange was a parody fic.
Coincidentally liabrown  had once charged me with writing a certain Rogues parody under the impression that it was one thing I´d never write - apparently she was gravely mistaken.

I present to you:
Title: The Simpsons The Snarts
Disclaimer: DC and ....Groening Property
Rating: G
Warning: insanity,

Comments

[katzedecimal]

I.... I.......... I............. must hate you now. Or love you. I just can't decide. I know! - I shall spork my brains out with this titanium spork! *sporksporksporkspork*

[runenklinge]

Or love you. I just can't decide
it´s christmas, let´s spread the love^^

I shall spork my brains out with this titanium spork
I tried to draw a picture with them on the couch, but they weren´t recognizable...and I couldn´t decide what Mick would wear.....

[liabrown]

The world wants to see Mick in a blue wig!!

[runenklinge]

It´s actually more a clothes question; Len, JJ and Marky have no problems, Piper gets a big orange T-shirt with pants....but how do you translate a neckless green dress onto a man and make it reasonably fitting?

[liabrown]

Just put Mick in a dress :D

[runenklinge]

But how does it stay on? He doesn´t have the womanly curves to fill it out

[liabrown]

Eh, if it's tight enough, it'll cling to him...a frightening thought.

[runenklinge]

....now I can´t unsee it -.-

[liabrown]

My work is done!