And a Happy Thanksgiving, too

Nov 24, 2005 10:52

Apparently being run through with a piece of wood is the cure for a lot, not just vampirism. I'll have to keep that in mind.

You know what I'm thankful for? I'm thankful for not being completely fucking psycho, that's what I'm thankful for.

Sorry about the past few days. I've been insane... and... that sounds flippant, even for me. All right. Everyone I fucked over in the past few days? I definitely owe you apologies. I had no business making up total lies like that. (And, for the record? They were total lies. Don't anyone else even try bringing them up, you'll look stupid.) Specifically:

Ed, that was a really stupid rumour. And I'd already made up one, so making two was kind of like cheating. Sorry.

Kaiba... wow, we've been really unpleasant the past few days, haven't we? Sorry about all that. I'm willing to pretend it never happened, if you are. Well, most of it. Specifically, I have to take offense at your and Carrie's interest in my sex life, thank you very much. But then, I probably deserved it at the time, so just don't repeat it please.

Linda, your wrists okay? Sorry I tried breaking them again. You're right, I'm back to normal. ...Thanks.

Kurai... You know, Setsuna's right. You really don't seem the type to be into teddy bears. What the--what was I thinking on that one, right?

Laxchine, sorry for (strangely enough) being the only person I didn't lie about. But everyone makes relationship mistakes, I know personally, so I had no right to bring up yours.

Greed-sensei, Garaganchua-sensei... we need to talk later. But I'm sorry if these lies messed with your heads.

Envy. Just. Shit. Sorry.

Pegasus-sensei... I'll apologize if you promise not to play the "in my pants" game with my posts any more. And that goes for the "in bed" option as well.

Albedo... okay, I was going to apologize for and take back the flirting... but honestly, when I look back, it was funny. So.

Luffy, I'll apologize for the poisoning, but everything else was actually your fault.

That... right, I think that's everyone. In order, actually. If you can't forgive me, I understand that, too. Not willing to hold it against anyone when it was kind of my fault.

And, angel? It's me. Can I... you know. Talk to you? Soon.

Oh yeah, and if you were planning on going out to eat for Thanksgiving? There's one less restaurant in Mugenjou, and it's not my fault. Blame Luffy.
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