Having done "research"...

[flash___bastard]

Well. There are some interesting love lives around here.

Mister Kaiba, what happened to your crush on Jounouchi? Kind of surprising that you managed to "outgrow" anything. Kurai, dear... you may want to give up on Setsuna. He's not interested. And Laxchine... do try not to screw things up this time

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[distortedtruths]

you really don't have anything better to do with your time than show off the skeletons in these peoples closet? You might need to look into a hobby. And really, when it comes to Mugenjou, the oddities are the ones who DON'T have anything to hide.

[ ouu Crowley,you're so mean XDD

Narrator: IN 2005 AD, DRAMA WAS BEGINNING. *explosions*
Laxchine: WHAT HAPPEN!
Kaiba: SOMEONE SET US UP THE TRUTH.
Greed: WE GET SIGNAL!
Kurai: WHAT?
Garaganchua: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON!
Envy: IT IS YOU!
Crowley: HOW ARE YOU,MUGENJOU! ALL YOUR WANK ARE BELONG TO US!!1! ]

[kaibacorpceo]

Well, that, and so much of it isn't even true! You'd think he could do better than pulling the most ridiculous, untrue things imaginable out of his ass, but I guess not.

[distortedtruths]

It sure didn't seem untrue by everyones reactions to it...? yeah. it'd be asking to much of him to want dirt that's both mildly offensive to the person involved (which I'd assume was his aim) AND truthful. But I guess lies are much easier to create than truths,and with half the effort usually. It's the lazy way out. Tsk.

[flash___bastard]

Oh, it's true. And screwing with people is my hobby! Shouldn't everyone have something they love to do~?

[distortedtruths]

Oh, of course. And after this I think quite a few people are going to add "hanging by your toes to a tree and letting childen beat you like a pinyata" to their "things i'd love to do" list.

[kaibacorpceo]

I don't know, I kind of hate pinyatas. Sodomizing him with a glow stick might be fun. He'd probably enjoy it, too. I think what he really needs is to get laid.

[flash___bastard]

Glow sticks are cheerful, but you'd still have to play Catch The Snake first. And maybe I do need sex, but unfortunately, my angel's already fled back to England, and I don't feel like chasing him down just yet.

[kaibacorpceo]

...Wow, sarcasm never goes flying over YOUR head, does it? Nobody'll ever accuse you of taking anything intended as humorous too literally.

And I'm not playing "Catch the Snake" with the likes of you. Eeeeewwwww.

[flash___bastard]

.......Literal snake, Kaiba. I can turn into a snake.

Loathe as I am to agree with you, I think I second that "Eeeeewwwww." Nicely put.

[kaibacorpceo]

Oh, yeah. Of course you can. That's the most ridiculous cover-up for a pick-up line that didn't quite work I've ever heard in my life.

At least now I know why my legs and former romantic interests are of such concern to you. ♥ Somebody has a crush on me~~~ I'd be flattered if you weren't repulsive.

Even Kaiba agrees! And he's usually smarter than most people so he's more than likely right. HA.

[jigglygrlcarrie]

OMFG. SEE!! HE THINKS SO TOO, CROWLEY!! YOU'RE JUST A WALKING INCARNATION OF PENT UP SEXUAL FRUSTRATION. >O GET A ROOM,I SAY.

Of course I'm right. I'm always right.

[kaibacorpceo]

We should get him a copy of Playboy Redheads for Christmas.

Unless blondes are more his thing. I don't judge.

Except when you're wrong. But no one notices that because you're Kaiba so you're always right.

[jigglygrlcarrie]

Ou, what a wonderful idea! mm..probably redheads wouldn't be the best idea...i think he >3 *kukuku* likes the lighter haired ones~~~~~

I'm never wrong. There's nothing to notice.

[kaibacorpceo]

Okay, okay. Playboy Blondes then.

didn't you say you were gonna get rid of that icon after halloween? i'm not complaining.it's cute :O

[jigglygrlcarrie]

but...butbut...He probably also prefers them with a penis. by which i mean male. :x we oughta buy him a featherduster so he can keep himself cleaned off while he's off vacationing in the closet.

STFU. And I am not cute. And I'm going to get rid of it... eventually.

[kaibacorpceo]

Good idea.