I have seen the (fluted leaded crystal) light
So it turns out that with only a minimum of imagination, a frighteningly large portion of the Tiffany's catalog can be construed as potential...marital aids (I guess that's not really the preferred euphemism of the current era, but it's late and my thesaurus appears to be in hibernation already). And not just physics- or biology- defying ones, either. (On a related note, it is a good thing that certain employers don't screen email for risqué content.) Also, I was unaware that the championship awards for the NFL and NBA were designed by Tiffany's. A replica of the Vince Lombardi trophy with my name on it may or may not be making its way into my possession in the near future. Srsly.