Some things need answers
If I were a month I would be: August. Just fucking beautiful
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday. I dont do much anyway
If I were a time of day I would be: Night.
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus. Teehee
If I were a sea animal I would be: The average blue whale has an 84 inch penis.
If I were a direction I would be: Down
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bed.
If I were a sin I would be: Sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: Siddhartha
If I were a liquid I would be: Kool-aid
If I were a stone, I would be: Emerald (birth stone)
If I were a tree, I would be: Sequoia
If I were a bird, I would be: Red-tailed hawk
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: 70's and breezy
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Bells
If I were an animal, I would be: Kitten
If I were a color, I would be: Gray
If I were an emotion, I would be: Discontent
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Bacon...
If I were a sound, I would be: A whisper
If I were an element, I would be: Argon
If I were a car, I would be: Egg car
If I were a book, I would be written by: Fucking Kurt Vonnegut
If I were a food, I would be: Pretty unsavory
If I were a place, I would be: Hammock
If I were a material, I would be: Wool
If I were a taste, I would be: Human flesh and soap
If I were a scent, I would be: Fresh cut grass
If I were a religion, I would be: Followed
If I were a word, I would be: Hard to spell
If I were a body part I would be: Tongue
If I were a facial expression I would be: A wink.
If I were a subject in school I would be: ToK
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Pea-tear-Griffon (damnit)
If I were a shape I would be a: Rhombacosi-dodecahedron
If I were a number I would be: 9
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday. I dont do much anyway
If I were a time of day I would be: Night.
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus. Teehee
If I were a sea animal I would be: The average blue whale has an 84 inch penis.
If I were a direction I would be: Down
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bed.
If I were a sin I would be: Sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: Siddhartha
If I were a liquid I would be: Kool-aid
If I were a stone, I would be: Emerald (birth stone)
If I were a tree, I would be: Sequoia
If I were a bird, I would be: Red-tailed hawk
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: 70's and breezy
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Bells
If I were an animal, I would be: Kitten
If I were a color, I would be: Gray
If I were an emotion, I would be: Discontent
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Bacon...
If I were a sound, I would be: A whisper
If I were an element, I would be: Argon
If I were a car, I would be: Egg car
If I were a book, I would be written by: Fucking Kurt Vonnegut
If I were a food, I would be: Pretty unsavory
If I were a place, I would be: Hammock
If I were a material, I would be: Wool
If I were a taste, I would be: Human flesh and soap
If I were a scent, I would be: Fresh cut grass
If I were a religion, I would be: Followed
If I were a word, I would be: Hard to spell
If I were a body part I would be: Tongue
If I were a facial expression I would be: A wink.
If I were a subject in school I would be: ToK
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Pea-tear-Griffon (damnit)
If I were a shape I would be a: Rhombacosi-dodecahedron
If I were a number I would be: 9