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I just HAVE to put this here.
(mother and sister Jenn are playing connect-four)
MOTHER: I'm gonna poison you!!! I'm gonna show you where you come from!!!
JENN: Mom what the heck?
(mother wins, Jenn walks away disgusted)
MOTHER: Oh!! I'm the winner! You are the loser, She Bangs, She Bangs, Jennifer William Hung, She Bangs! LOSER.
Who needs television when you get a live show?
(mother and sister Jenn are playing connect-four)
MOTHER: I'm gonna poison you!!! I'm gonna show you where you come from!!!
JENN: Mom what the heck?
(mother wins, Jenn walks away disgusted)
MOTHER: Oh!! I'm the winner! You are the loser, She Bangs, She Bangs, Jennifer William Hung, She Bangs! LOSER.
Who needs television when you get a live show?