This is gonna be a long one!!!

Oct 09, 2005 16:19

TO THE FLANKS!

My summer is finally coming to an end. Yeah I know it's October, but my summer has still been going strong haha. Ernie is leaving and I feel like that marks the end of my summer. I feel like it's my turn to write a little synopsis of the summer, so here it goes! haha.
This was probably the most amazing summer of my life. The Flanks have had some crazy times. We drank, fought, had ranch facials, hung out with Barb, became lesbians and so much more. It sounds really gay but through all of that I really think I "found" myself. For the first time ever I had these two friends who just "got" me. We're so different yet we are exactly the same too. These past few years have been really hard for me. I never had the courage to come to terms with all that has happened to me. Having a support system like the Flanks has seriously changed my life. Who would ever guess that a stupid little soap opera for Drama 3/4 would turn into the best thing I have in my life.
Our summer started with Jesus Christ Superstar. It was the funnest musical I've ever been in. It felt so good to be able to sing and dance every day even in the 90 degree heat, sweating like a 600 pound man. So many memories from that play. The Zealotts "If one falls, we all fall!", Paul Luoma and his amazing hair. My first try at having an actual relationship (moan and bone lol), triple kissing Karen and confessing my feelings to John then wanting to die the next day! Beaver creek and making sex faces. Jesus naps and goucho pants...fat people complaining about dancing, Michelle doing voodoo on my leg lol. The AMAZING BROADWAY ACTOR Mr.Clooney "Get OOOOOOUUUUT" Drinking in the car...becoming a sex offender with my pink liscense, going on during the wrong scenes, JR's, Uncle Ray's and sooooo much more. I thought my life was over when that play ended lol. But we kept on truckin and then it was time for more Flankness.
Karaoke began at Jamies and we took over the place! I have had some of the best times at karaoke. Total eclipse, come to my window, summer nights. Kisha and Kevin followed by Tommy and Tonya drinking all the tequila in the bar. Getting in flank fights and ernie text messaging the world. Then we discovered the greek flame. every sunday we eat like huge people! We even make our own f-ing food in the kitchen while we're wasted. I don't even wanna think about the money we've spent on food and alcohol and 100% tips that we leave. It's totally worth it though, when we get to look at the pictures of ranch facials we don't remember getting, or wake up in the morning and Me and Ernie have 100 dollars worth of hanging plants. I have gotten so close to Ernie, I dont think I can let him leave. I might have to steal his phone and we all know he could never leave without that!
Then there was American idol of course. Me andrew and ernie had so much fun! I love how when I'm around them I don't care what anyone thinks and we just have fun. Running with balloons, skipping to the train, sleeping in cheap motels with huge mirrors on the ceiling, crossword puzzles, and playing hand clap games. there was not being unique enough...but then ernie ate some angry chicken and the world was a better place! :o)
There is no way I can even write down all the memmories from this summer. It would take 87259715 years and only jenny and ernie will read this anyways lol. We are just so awesome and "seen". The Flanks are the best ever. Were just marlboro smoking, damaged vocal cord, McRib eating, tequila drinking, deodorant stealing kinda people. And through all the fights, drug problems, sexual assaults by Mcdonalds, and so you think you can dance obsessions we have stuck by each other and flanked our way through. Forever Linked Always Never Kept Separate (or the alternate ending: Never Knowing Sexuality lol) We are the Flank!!
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