Sep 07, 2005 22:31
Only in Pearson:
- do spontaneous barbershop quartets form ... and actually sound good
- do you open your door at 4 in the morning to go to the bathroom to find a large christmas tree decorated with a roaring garth brooks blocking your way out. In September.
- can you find grown college students playing four-square in the hallway.
- Cookie monster is posing in a new position every time you enter the lobby.
- can you witness the strange institution known as the "grab-ass gauntlet"
- is there a transvestite mannequin tied to your neighbors door.
- do your friends competely understand every strange high pitched noise you make, and answer you in an equally strange manner.