Vignettes
Section I: The Ascent to Power of a Modern Fashionista
i'm going to the mall today. i'm going to buy some new clothes. from a real store. i don't think i've done that in 3 years.
Section II: Dude Looks Like a Lady
it's really cold out. i had to shovel the driveway. i tried backing my car out before shoveling but it got stuck. then a crazy old lady/man (it was super-androgynous) watched me from its window the whole time i was struggling to unstick my car. that was irritating. I threw a snowball at its window and it went scampering off. no i didn't really.
Section III: Eskimo
anyways, now mike's front lawn is now just a giant snowpile. if anyone would like to help me hollow it out into an igloo or come make an ice sculpture, please let me know. once it gets a bit more snow piled on it, we could probably play king of the hill, or go sledding off it. I used to make giant snow scultures with my dad and then we'd spray paint them. Once we made a scene from Jurassic Park when the Tyrannosaurus attacks the jeep with the kids in it. I miss being a child.
Section IV: Vitreous Floaters
Does anyone else experience Vitreous Floaters? They're those little things in your vision that float around. They look like weirdo little bacterias or something and you can especially see them when you're looking at something bright (like a 100 watt light bulb or the sun reflecting off piles of snow). I see these all the time. It's especially bad today. I guess it's caused by dust particles in your eyes that get stuck somewhere. it also means that your retina could be detaching.
Section V: Talkie Walkie
My sister bought me Air's new album for Christmas. it's really good. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm French.
Section VI: I'm a Fucking Dork
So I've been playing this X-Box game, Fable, for what seems like eons. I finally get to the very end (the usual confrontation with the evil sorcerer guy who killed your mom and sister, and wants to rule the world by opening some Portal that causes all these evil creatures to pop out) and it's impossible to win. Absolutely impossible. Does anyone see something wrong with making games that can't be beat? isn't it the consumer who pays to play the game? With your $50 donation you should be guaranteed to be able to win if you want to. Anyone that wants to burn Fable in effigy with me, let me know.
Section VII: 1967
Everyday i'm constantly reminded that i'd probably have been better off being born in 1967.
i'm going to the mall today. i'm going to buy some new clothes. from a real store. i don't think i've done that in 3 years.
Section II: Dude Looks Like a Lady
it's really cold out. i had to shovel the driveway. i tried backing my car out before shoveling but it got stuck. then a crazy old lady/man (it was super-androgynous) watched me from its window the whole time i was struggling to unstick my car. that was irritating. I threw a snowball at its window and it went scampering off. no i didn't really.
Section III: Eskimo
anyways, now mike's front lawn is now just a giant snowpile. if anyone would like to help me hollow it out into an igloo or come make an ice sculpture, please let me know. once it gets a bit more snow piled on it, we could probably play king of the hill, or go sledding off it. I used to make giant snow scultures with my dad and then we'd spray paint them. Once we made a scene from Jurassic Park when the Tyrannosaurus attacks the jeep with the kids in it. I miss being a child.
Section IV: Vitreous Floaters
Does anyone else experience Vitreous Floaters? They're those little things in your vision that float around. They look like weirdo little bacterias or something and you can especially see them when you're looking at something bright (like a 100 watt light bulb or the sun reflecting off piles of snow). I see these all the time. It's especially bad today. I guess it's caused by dust particles in your eyes that get stuck somewhere. it also means that your retina could be detaching.
Section V: Talkie Walkie
My sister bought me Air's new album for Christmas. it's really good. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm French.
Section VI: I'm a Fucking Dork
So I've been playing this X-Box game, Fable, for what seems like eons. I finally get to the very end (the usual confrontation with the evil sorcerer guy who killed your mom and sister, and wants to rule the world by opening some Portal that causes all these evil creatures to pop out) and it's impossible to win. Absolutely impossible. Does anyone see something wrong with making games that can't be beat? isn't it the consumer who pays to play the game? With your $50 donation you should be guaranteed to be able to win if you want to. Anyone that wants to burn Fable in effigy with me, let me know.
Section VII: 1967
Everyday i'm constantly reminded that i'd probably have been better off being born in 1967.