I don't even know how I found it, but
this needed to be a fic as of yesterday. Prompt: either the good folks of the Catholic U Dormitories protest forced segregation of co-ed dorms by hosting massive same-sex orgies OR something to do with the comment at the bottom about the separate dorm for the students who were preparing to go into the priesthood at Notre Dame where they were constantly getting punished for having tons of gay sex.
Seriously, check that link out, even if it's just for the lulz. It's a pretty short article and it's funny. I'm partial to the Notre Dame detail myself, imagining a Merlin and Gwaine preparing for the priesthood by fucking each others' brains out.