51 things to do to avoid doing your Geometry homework.
1. Do all of your other homework.
2. Read a book.
3. Pretend to be reading a book.
4. Sleep.
5. Pretend to be sleeping.
6. Count the dots on the ceiling.
7. Illegally download music.
8. Reorganize your shoes.
9. Clean your room.
10. See how many pairs of matching socks you can find.
11. Paint your nails and purposely decide that you don't like the job you've done painting them, then take off the polish and redo them.
12. See if you can memorize all of the buttons on your stereo remote and exactly what they do.
13. Lose your pencil so that you can't do your Geometry.
14. Go into your brother's (Or sister's, depending) room and stuff their bed, pillowcase, squishy beanbag chair, clothes, and any other objects you can find with pieces of paper that say "TELEGRAM!" on them.
15. Clean out your refrigderator. Conveniently hide any vegetables you find that you happen to positively despise in your brother's (Or sister's) bedroom, and "forget" that you put them there.
16. Wash all of the windows in your house.
17. Go back and press your nose against all of the windows.
18. Wash them again.
19. Decorate the edge of your computer monitor with stickers.
20. Make one of those silly paper chain things.
21. Go outside and hose down your garage door.
22. Clean the bathroom.
23. Count how many stains there are in your carpet.
24. Vacuum your brother's backpack out for him. Forget to empty it out beforehand.
25. Count how many cars go by your house in five minutes.
26. Use the bathroom, even if you don't really have to.
27. Don't forget to wash your hands.
28. Go into your favorite AIM chatroom.
29. See how many of your friends scream your name when you enter.
30. Go on PPT.
31. Go on Neopets.
32. See how many people you can find in the Neoboards who use proper sentence structure.
33. Only sentence fragments
34. Make a new account on Neopets for the sole purpose of stalking some little chatspeaking kid.
35. Randomly PM someone on PPT, but don't put anything in the body of your PM.
36. Try not to tap your foot while listening to your highly addictive J-pop that your friend Sasha sent you because your AIM isn't PMSing anymore. ^___^
37. Go take a shower.
38. Dry off.
39. Go take another shower, just for the sake of wasting water.
40. Color code your bath products.
41. Make a wallpaper for your computer.
42. Decide you don't like it.
43. Redo the wallpaper.
44. Plan out what you would do if you had a life.
45. Pretend to blackmail your friend Paul.
46. Decide that it was probably mean to pretend to blackmail him, and send him ice cream through the mail to make up for it.
47. But make sure you put the ice cream in a carboard box. Because cardboard boxes are cool.
48. Go on LiveJournal, look at the music everyone is listening to, and download any songs you see that you've never heard of.
49. Make a bunch of pointless posts on LJ.
50. Make a list of things to do to avoid your Geometry homework.
51. But don't take mine.
2. Read a book.
3. Pretend to be reading a book.
4. Sleep.
5. Pretend to be sleeping.
6. Count the dots on the ceiling.
7. Illegally download music.
8. Reorganize your shoes.
9. Clean your room.
10. See how many pairs of matching socks you can find.
11. Paint your nails and purposely decide that you don't like the job you've done painting them, then take off the polish and redo them.
12. See if you can memorize all of the buttons on your stereo remote and exactly what they do.
13. Lose your pencil so that you can't do your Geometry.
14. Go into your brother's (Or sister's, depending) room and stuff their bed, pillowcase, squishy beanbag chair, clothes, and any other objects you can find with pieces of paper that say "TELEGRAM!" on them.
15. Clean out your refrigderator. Conveniently hide any vegetables you find that you happen to positively despise in your brother's (Or sister's) bedroom, and "forget" that you put them there.
16. Wash all of the windows in your house.
17. Go back and press your nose against all of the windows.
18. Wash them again.
19. Decorate the edge of your computer monitor with stickers.
20. Make one of those silly paper chain things.
21. Go outside and hose down your garage door.
22. Clean the bathroom.
23. Count how many stains there are in your carpet.
24. Vacuum your brother's backpack out for him. Forget to empty it out beforehand.
25. Count how many cars go by your house in five minutes.
26. Use the bathroom, even if you don't really have to.
27. Don't forget to wash your hands.
28. Go into your favorite AIM chatroom.
29. See how many of your friends scream your name when you enter.
30. Go on PPT.
31. Go on Neopets.
32. See how many people you can find in the Neoboards who use proper sentence structure.
33. Only sentence fragments
34. Make a new account on Neopets for the sole purpose of stalking some little chatspeaking kid.
35. Randomly PM someone on PPT, but don't put anything in the body of your PM.
36. Try not to tap your foot while listening to your highly addictive J-pop that your friend Sasha sent you because your AIM isn't PMSing anymore. ^___^
37. Go take a shower.
38. Dry off.
39. Go take another shower, just for the sake of wasting water.
40. Color code your bath products.
41. Make a wallpaper for your computer.
42. Decide you don't like it.
43. Redo the wallpaper.
44. Plan out what you would do if you had a life.
45. Pretend to blackmail your friend Paul.
46. Decide that it was probably mean to pretend to blackmail him, and send him ice cream through the mail to make up for it.
47. But make sure you put the ice cream in a carboard box. Because cardboard boxes are cool.
48. Go on LiveJournal, look at the music everyone is listening to, and download any songs you see that you've never heard of.
49. Make a bunch of pointless posts on LJ.
50. Make a list of things to do to avoid your Geometry homework.
51. But don't take mine.