DUST OFF RULES

Feb 19, 2002 00:42

so there's these cans of dust off...
and you're supposed to dust off your keyboard with them...
they're compressed air bottles...

so I ran after my mom with one spraying her as a joke and a tripped and fell on my dog and then I sprayed the dog and the dog went NUTS and jumped on a table.

I just sprayed mysef with it to see what the big fuss was...
and when I did I jumped up and went "JESUS I HAVE FROSTBITE!!"

jann really likes cheese
cary got me a spanish tabloid with naked julio iglesias (it's what I've always wanted!)
tom lent me 20 bucks
angie got me the newest elliot CD
dan made me a super cool patch
chris made me cry

what did YOU get me? (if this is one of those people up there, well... um... I love you?)

so read how dan commented on one of my journal entries about kyra:

(I remember her... haha, she managed to turn everything into a race/sex issue)
BOB: "What better reaon to folow your heart tonight than that there may not be a tomorrow?"
~Jack Hannert
KYRA: Yeah I think this is saying that Black Women are oprressed and that the whole world hates
us so...

DAN: "Your hair it's everywhere." ~anonymous
KYRA: This is saying, like, all of you are racist and sexist and you aren't hearing me out like you
should. I'm a feminist by the way.

DAN: "Food is Food and Sex is Sex" ~ Thom Yorke
KYRA: Well to me this means that you're all a bunch of confederate flag-waving chovinists and you
can't see the truth because you're so anti women/race.

BOB: Kyra, everything isn't necessarily about race or sex, that just might
be how you view it but that doesn't mean we're all prejudice or out to get you. I personally have
no bias towards anyone of the opposite sex or of a race different than mine.
KYRA: I hate you you Anglo-Saxon Wife beater.

and it's true!
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