Everyday life and how it effects the orbital integrity of the planet earth

Feb 13, 2002 03:37

I have two different shoes on.
It's 3:37 AM.
this, is miller time.
but since I don't drink, let's come up with a more wholesome name for it.

Elton John is on MTV2
Elton John is not wholesome
Elton John, I do not gusta you

MUCHO GUSTO!

smelly bob, smelly bob, what are they feeding you?
smelly bob, smellllllly bob, it's not your fault!
actually it is cuz' I didn't shower today.

A FORK!

the toe...
it's back...

Toe: HEY LUCY! I'M HOME!!
Me: My name isn't Lucy damn you
Toe: Listen up woman! your name is whatever I want it to be!
Me: NO!
Toe: yes.
Me: FINE! JUST DON'T HIT ME!
Toe: now, who's the bitch?
Me: I am... *tears*

La di da.
goodbye elton john
we hardly knew ye

so driving is not all it's cracked up to be.
normally it's fun.
but it became really unfun as I was doing 360s in the intersection of 18 and hayes.
ice ice ice
and not the kind on my wrists my dawgs
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