Bob is back from his LJ vacation
mo money mo problems...
yea, puffy, just like you used to be a "gang banger"
I didn't know you could be a gang banger AND grow up in the suburbs
maybe I could market myself as a ghetto thug
"Is not having your highschool degree keeping you from having the money you want?"
hmmmm... let's think...
Jobs you could get without a high school degree:
Crack whore
McDonalds bitch
Jobs you could get with a high school degree:
Crack Whore
McDonalds bitch
Dancing little ceasers sign holder guy (it takes a better quality of people for this position)
Not having your high school degree just makes you stupid. it doesn't keep you from "glamorous high paying jobs in today's fast pased job market"
I think ludacris just said his car was 20 in. by 20 in....
the benefits of not having a high school degree
the santa tin is staring at me... (see previous entries on the santa tin)
fading
fadin
fadi
fad
fa
f
Everything fades
but we don't notice
it fades so slowly, until one day
it's not there
and we look for what's gone
how much have you faded so far this year?
how much do you have left to fade?
have you already faded away?
so the toe is doing better...
toe: I sure am
me: yes... it really is... it.... LIES! ALL LIES! IT MADE ME SAY IT! SAVE ME!
toe: *in reed casey voice* SHUT UP BITCH! *smacks bob*
me: *cries like crack ho* don't hit me no mo!! I won't burn the pot roast again! I swear!
toe: damn right woman, now make me some cookies. some damn good cookies.
my toe? mean? no... it wouldn't hurt I fly. I swear officer
Be prepared because here comes.....
PERSON OF THE DAY! (yes it's back): ummmm... those great folks at bic for making the pens I feast upon.
QUOTE OF THE DAY! (this is back too): "So affirmative action is when, like, a guy and a girl hook up, and the guy at the end is all like 'i only thought we were going to be friends'... or, like, something like that" - This verbal gem is brought to you by Andrea. One of the crusaders in mine and carey's (I ALWAYS go first, none of this "mt friend and I" shit, I'm more important) world mythology class.
The crusaders:
Kyra - poor opressed black suburbanite. weep for her. if I am very angry after CASA it's probably her fault. VERY racist. Mother even more racist. you can tell because when she refers to minorities being racist twoards majorities she calls it "reverse racism" and somehow isn;t disgusted...
Christina - Kyra's evil spawn. Dumber than Kyra, has a lisp, shoot her please.
Andrea - Stupid cheerleader. very stupid. see quote above. stupid stupid stupid.
Anna - Like Andrea, once again overwhelming evidence that the cheerleader stereotype is true. VERY true.
However the crusaders are not the only dangerous element in the myth class.
Nicole - put quote up on the board: "have I waited to long?" (not too mind you. to. just to.)
Yes by New Found Glory.
No I do not know why.
There are not enough bricks in the world to quell their collective idiocy.
must... kill...
yea, puffy, just like you used to be a "gang banger"
I didn't know you could be a gang banger AND grow up in the suburbs
maybe I could market myself as a ghetto thug
"Is not having your highschool degree keeping you from having the money you want?"
hmmmm... let's think...
Jobs you could get without a high school degree:
Crack whore
McDonalds bitch
Jobs you could get with a high school degree:
Crack Whore
McDonalds bitch
Dancing little ceasers sign holder guy (it takes a better quality of people for this position)
Not having your high school degree just makes you stupid. it doesn't keep you from "glamorous high paying jobs in today's fast pased job market"
I think ludacris just said his car was 20 in. by 20 in....
the benefits of not having a high school degree
the santa tin is staring at me... (see previous entries on the santa tin)
fading
fadin
fadi
fad
fa
f
Everything fades
but we don't notice
it fades so slowly, until one day
it's not there
and we look for what's gone
how much have you faded so far this year?
how much do you have left to fade?
have you already faded away?
so the toe is doing better...
toe: I sure am
me: yes... it really is... it.... LIES! ALL LIES! IT MADE ME SAY IT! SAVE ME!
toe: *in reed casey voice* SHUT UP BITCH! *smacks bob*
me: *cries like crack ho* don't hit me no mo!! I won't burn the pot roast again! I swear!
toe: damn right woman, now make me some cookies. some damn good cookies.
my toe? mean? no... it wouldn't hurt I fly. I swear officer
Be prepared because here comes.....
PERSON OF THE DAY! (yes it's back): ummmm... those great folks at bic for making the pens I feast upon.
QUOTE OF THE DAY! (this is back too): "So affirmative action is when, like, a guy and a girl hook up, and the guy at the end is all like 'i only thought we were going to be friends'... or, like, something like that" - This verbal gem is brought to you by Andrea. One of the crusaders in mine and carey's (I ALWAYS go first, none of this "mt friend and I" shit, I'm more important) world mythology class.
The crusaders:
Kyra - poor opressed black suburbanite. weep for her. if I am very angry after CASA it's probably her fault. VERY racist. Mother even more racist. you can tell because when she refers to minorities being racist twoards majorities she calls it "reverse racism" and somehow isn;t disgusted...
Christina - Kyra's evil spawn. Dumber than Kyra, has a lisp, shoot her please.
Andrea - Stupid cheerleader. very stupid. see quote above. stupid stupid stupid.
Anna - Like Andrea, once again overwhelming evidence that the cheerleader stereotype is true. VERY true.
However the crusaders are not the only dangerous element in the myth class.
Nicole - put quote up on the board: "have I waited to long?" (not too mind you. to. just to.)
Yes by New Found Glory.
No I do not know why.
There are not enough bricks in the world to quell their collective idiocy.
must... kill...