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[flamingpubes]

Today was sweet! I was sitting in German and Frau asked us if we wanted to sell candy and for some reason I had a random urge to do it. Its not like I would have gained anything. It just seemed like the right thing to do. Sometimes I have those, like one day all I could think about was digging a giant hole and how much fun that would be but I never got to do it because all my friends wouldn't tag along. Anyway I sold candy all day but everyone one thought that they would be cute and funny if they tried to steal it from me and it FREAKIN PISSED ME OFF! It got so annoying. Anyone who did that is a ho! Also anyone who threw there shoe at me today is. Nobody would buy my candy though because Frau Zakowski is a psycho and charged a whole buck twenty five. The greedy pig she is. But I ended up selling them all except one. ARRGGG. I had my ways. I would tell them about the magic power within that you manufactorers don't want you to know. For example the titties growth hormones in it. And if you eat them you would become less ugly cough~annelise~cough. Just joshin. Her body is HOT. Oh yeah that reminds me. Annelise finally read Shin and Dan's story today and she got pissed. It made me realize how sick and perverted and twisted it actually was. Like when Shin was doing the nasty with my sister. Like he even has a chance. Thats the one part that made me most mad. So I have decided to write my own little story. Enjoy.

Once upon a Time Shin and Dan were hanging out together at Shin's house. And then they had buttsex.

The End

BWA HA HA! Now its stuck on here for ever for all eyes to see. I think my work is done here. I've got more important things to do then write in my lame live journal nobody reads and is totally gay. Just like... Gay People! So until then... So long.

P.S. Attention all friends of the Ross. Obtain me a girlfriend. Its a sad and lonely life. Now I'm off.