The tale of a warrior!

[flamingpubes]

Hey everybody! Its 7:21 in the morning right now on a Saturday after a huge day of fun and frolic and I just woke up. Now some of you might be asking yourselves. Ross what are you doing up at this hour you big silly? Well I’ll tell you. Because I just had the most amazingly epic, totally rad dream of my entire life! I can’t even believe it anymore

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What happened to you, you used to be cool

[paranoia110]

Ross,its Danny. Im seeing this on my sisters live thingy. What happened to you? You used to be sweet, and then I read these things and the only one even remotely sweet is the dream one, which isn't even that sweet because I am not in it. All of the rest of these entries are just like anyone elses. I read them expecting Burt Reynolds and what I got was Tom Selleck. Anyway, you should attempt to make it sweeter than this, with lots of random stories, nudity and pooping centaurs. Possibly you should always have quotes from Burt himself. I will start you off From Sharky's Machine "You're a lump of shit, lying at the bottom of a comode. And I'm standing above you with the chain in my hand ready to pull." Seriously improve this if you ever do this again. Also I heard you were thrown through a window at a Contra show. THATS FRIGGIN SWEET. Also I hear you didn't do anything for the mans birthday. You should be ashamed. We had celebrations here, At the UW and at Western and you let us down at the original celebration place. That being said just thinking of you owns me on every level of my being, and your freaking sweet. If you feel the need to respond or have something awesome to say please hit me back at dmero@up.edu my nigga.

Your Boy with flaming centaur poop,
Danny