this is fucking asinine
dear flamingopoop,
i cried today for the first time in months. yes thank you for your attention. i was making lentil soup and when i was chopping the onion it really irritated my eyes and so i teared up. haha ;) *wink*
but on a related note, i love to cook. who the fuck doesnt? good cooking, though, is a matter of having an audience of mouths vindicating expensive fresh ingredients. a few months ago i made a weblog ("blog") post complaining that rachael (sic) ray was on every side of a wheat thins box in my room and i didnt even know who rachael (sic) ray was. i do now; she gets paid to use good ingredients while i have to pay to use them, which i think is a savage injustice. in conclusion, when i dont feel like eating a bowl of cereal or boiling some eggs and i have the money to buy things like parsley and lemons, i will make a delicious meal and have a fun time doing it.
love,
ryan
i cried today for the first time in months. yes thank you for your attention. i was making lentil soup and when i was chopping the onion it really irritated my eyes and so i teared up. haha ;) *wink*
but on a related note, i love to cook. who the fuck doesnt? good cooking, though, is a matter of having an audience of mouths vindicating expensive fresh ingredients. a few months ago i made a weblog ("blog") post complaining that rachael (sic) ray was on every side of a wheat thins box in my room and i didnt even know who rachael (sic) ray was. i do now; she gets paid to use good ingredients while i have to pay to use them, which i think is a savage injustice. in conclusion, when i dont feel like eating a bowl of cereal or boiling some eggs and i have the money to buy things like parsley and lemons, i will make a delicious meal and have a fun time doing it.
love,
ryan