This morning

[flamingo_bandit]

Dad: Well, I guess I have to put my shoes on so I can mow the lawn.
Me: So like, your shoes mow the lawn? That'd be cool. Except you'd have to be very, very careful not to kick anyone by accident.
Dad: That's why I'm known as Edward Scissorfeet.

Comments

[abbysiuta]

HAHAHAHAHA! That totally made my morning better. :)