Another whining post. I promise I'll knock it off soon.
In a strange twist of fate, I am writing mock rejection letters for my Writing for Organizations class. Finally, something I'm familiar with! :D
Oh God oh God I need money so bad and I'm officially definitely not eligible for private loans and oh god I need to sell a kidney or something oh godddddd.
WELL, BACK TO HOMEWORKING I GUESS.
. . . I need cookies. :(
(Also, I am on a bit of a Buffy kick and so I'm using character names for the pretend applicants and it's both amusing me and making me kinda sad. I'm sorry, Mr. Giles, we were impressed with your qualifications; we just found someone whose experience was better suited to Technical McCompany's needs at the present time. You understand, right? EDIT: Also, Wesley lives at the Brady Bunch's house 'cause I Googled "famous addresses" to put in the letter and that was the only Los Angeles one. Also, Technical McCompany is located in Clark Kent and Lois Lane's house. I mean, just so you know.)
OH HEY LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S KHAN PLAYING "WHERE'S WALDO!"
Oh God oh God I need money so bad and I'm officially definitely not eligible for private loans and oh god I need to sell a kidney or something oh godddddd.
WELL, BACK TO HOMEWORKING I GUESS.
. . . I need cookies. :(
(Also, I am on a bit of a Buffy kick and so I'm using character names for the pretend applicants and it's both amusing me and making me kinda sad. I'm sorry, Mr. Giles, we were impressed with your qualifications; we just found someone whose experience was better suited to Technical McCompany's needs at the present time. You understand, right? EDIT: Also, Wesley lives at the Brady Bunch's house 'cause I Googled "famous addresses" to put in the letter and that was the only Los Angeles one. Also, Technical McCompany is located in Clark Kent and Lois Lane's house. I mean, just so you know.)
OH HEY LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S KHAN PLAYING "WHERE'S WALDO!"