67 and kind of obsessed.
Me: I saw The Avengers!
Coworker: Oh, good! What'd you think?
Me: It was awesome.
Coworker: I KNOW. What was your favorite part?
Me: ALL OF IT. But I have a huge soft spot for Loki and he was fantaaastic. Although I want to feed him something--boy is skinny.
Coworker: Yeah, and, uh . . . *does pointy horn fingers*
Me: What are you talking about? The helmet is fantastic. I'm going to start wearing one to work. I'll say it's cultural and they have to let me or something.
Coworker: Yes, I'm sure that'll get through security easily.
Me: Plus I bet it's useful. Like, you could stick snacks on the horns. Like donuts. Or stab fruit on the end to hold it. And then you can be like, "Oh, friend, are you hungry? Here, let me reach up and grab you an apple."
Coworker: . . . or you could just use it to hurt people.
Me: Yes. That too.
EDIT: I just realized I probably need a Loki icon. I do not have time to make a shitload of Avengers icons but I totally want to. Bah.
Coworker: Oh, good! What'd you think?
Me: It was awesome.
Coworker: I KNOW. What was your favorite part?
Me: ALL OF IT. But I have a huge soft spot for Loki and he was fantaaastic. Although I want to feed him something--boy is skinny.
Coworker: Yeah, and, uh . . . *does pointy horn fingers*
Me: What are you talking about? The helmet is fantastic. I'm going to start wearing one to work. I'll say it's cultural and they have to let me or something.
Coworker: Yes, I'm sure that'll get through security easily.
Me: Plus I bet it's useful. Like, you could stick snacks on the horns. Like donuts. Or stab fruit on the end to hold it. And then you can be like, "Oh, friend, are you hungry? Here, let me reach up and grab you an apple."
Coworker: . . . or you could just use it to hurt people.
Me: Yes. That too.
EDIT: I just realized I probably need a Loki icon. I do not have time to make a shitload of Avengers icons but I totally want to. Bah.