amen, sista! (pretend i'm ghetto, just this once, please?)
http://www.earlygirl.com/slut.shtml
and, also, i know none of you probably care...
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
ooh, since i love random subject changes
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Pandas?
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
wes totally sang to me AGAIN.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
no, wes, duh.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Uh...what song?
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
that same "it turns me on being your man" song
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
the one he sang before.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
he was all singing along, gazing soulfully at me
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Like, spontaneously? Or with the radio?
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
You know, I was JUST going to ask if he was gazing soulfully into your eyes.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
and i'm all looking out the window, "oh, that mcdonalds sign is nice, but not as nice as the speed limit sign"
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
he would have been, if i looked at him.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
You know, I don't usually use this word, but it's really applicable here: Wes is a goober.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
wes is peanut butter and jelly together in one jar?
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
To dictionary.com!
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
i was making a joke.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
i know what a goober is.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Oh.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Then this is uncomfortable.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
it also happens to be grossness in a jar.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
I'd opened a new window and everything.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
ouch.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Yeah, I begged my mom for that once when I was kid. But it turned about to be not of the lord, so we didn't get it again.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Ouch?
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
you must be feeling an "ouch", cuz you got BURNED
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
thanks for setting that one up
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Oooo, I better gets some ALOE VERA up in here!
but oh, well, i posted it anyway.
and, also, i know none of you probably care...
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
ooh, since i love random subject changes
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Pandas?
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
wes totally sang to me AGAIN.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
no, wes, duh.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Uh...what song?
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
that same "it turns me on being your man" song
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
the one he sang before.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
he was all singing along, gazing soulfully at me
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Like, spontaneously? Or with the radio?
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
You know, I was JUST going to ask if he was gazing soulfully into your eyes.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
and i'm all looking out the window, "oh, that mcdonalds sign is nice, but not as nice as the speed limit sign"
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
he would have been, if i looked at him.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
You know, I don't usually use this word, but it's really applicable here: Wes is a goober.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
wes is peanut butter and jelly together in one jar?
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
To dictionary.com!
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
i was making a joke.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
i know what a goober is.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Oh.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Then this is uncomfortable.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
it also happens to be grossness in a jar.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
I'd opened a new window and everything.
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
ouch.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Yeah, I begged my mom for that once when I was kid. But it turned about to be not of the lord, so we didn't get it again.
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Ouch?
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
you must be feeling an "ouch", cuz you got BURNED
the goldilocks of profilactics loves bubblegum says:
thanks for setting that one up
Why don't you try a prank that doesn't involve lying about the dead? says:
Oooo, I better gets some ALOE VERA up in here!
but oh, well, i posted it anyway.