A weird converstion
This afternoon, I just had the weirdest conversation with my brother (YES, that one). Here's a sampling:
Boston See Sutmo: So I assumed that you would assume the assumption above and assume what I assumed you would assume and mom would also assume when you tell her what I assumed you assumed. But no, she assumed wrong because what you assumed was not what I assumed you would assume so mom assumed what you assumed what I had not assumed.
DropsOfCarmine: Why did you assume that I would assume exactly what you assumed I would assume. Mom would have assumed what I assumed had you told her first and not me. Stop making fucking assumptions!!!
Boston See Sutmo: It is a habit of mine you should have known a long time ago.
Yeah, what is everyone doing this weekend? Christmas shopping?
Boston See Sutmo: So I assumed that you would assume the assumption above and assume what I assumed you would assume and mom would also assume when you tell her what I assumed you assumed. But no, she assumed wrong because what you assumed was not what I assumed you would assume so mom assumed what you assumed what I had not assumed.
DropsOfCarmine: Why did you assume that I would assume exactly what you assumed I would assume. Mom would have assumed what I assumed had you told her first and not me. Stop making fucking assumptions!!!
Boston See Sutmo: It is a habit of mine you should have known a long time ago.
Yeah, what is everyone doing this weekend? Christmas shopping?