pun of the day

[flaminggorila]

so two vultures were driving along on their way to the airport to catch a flight to portugal...next thing they know, they find a pile of roadkill, so, being the vultures they are, they take a few apiece to eat on the flight; they park the car in long term parking and head to the gate; when they get there, already having bought their tickets, they walk to the gate and try to get through; the security guard stops them and says 'sorry, only one carrion per passenger'
THE END