Well, we have found each other...like two people through a thick fog. Together, we can take over the world! Drunken Pokemon would be the greatest thing ever.
Awww. Would you cry into your pillow every night if I didn't?
I think I like the bums with video games idea for tonight.
This is something we must do tonight. Should we sneak down and swipe a few bottles from the bar?
Oh god. I'll start training myself now so I can stare straight ahead and nod every time you say something and keep a box of tissues next to me to hand to you when you get all teary eyed.
I'm surprised that we haven't been tracked down yet. It'll be funny if they catch us.
As long as we don't get caught. >P I kinda like working here while I can't do tennis. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some tequila stashed in the kitchen sink if all else fails.
That's a good start. I'll need hugging and a shoulder too, so if you're not touchy-feely we'll have to train on that too. >P
...We'd get kicked out of jail so fast. They wouldn't want us there.
Shattered my ankle. Couldn't play after that. Getting drunk is something that should happen at least once every twenty-four hours.
Don't get me wrong. There are times when I want that kind of contact, but there are few people that I'd trust or am close enough to to get like that. ...Have you ever had sex?
That sucks. I'd fucking kill myself if I couldn't play for the rest of my life.
~___~ No, I'm a blushing virgin role-model for the rest of the young tennis community. I preach abstinence until marriage and am one of the only celebrities not to take advantage of their status. Teach me the ways, oh experienced senpai?
I'll play whenever. The only person I've played against lately is Tezuka. I don't think he'd want to play on the roof of the hotel. Wanna go up there when we're sober?
Aww. Here I thought I was going to get some virgin ass. I am going to go slit my wrists or something because I am just so upset.
OMG, we can have people bring over gifts and stuff honouring us!
And you better start watching tennis when I get back in the tournaments. >P
To get so drunk I can't remember who I am. ...And that doesn't sound depressed.
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You get back into tournaments and I will watch tennis again. I promise.
Not depressed, just bored. It's fun getting drunk and harrassing people. I think we've proven that enough lately.
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Good.
Heh, no argument there. >3 Still, nothing wrong with being bums with video games.
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Awww. Would you cry into your pillow every night if I didn't?
I think I like the bums with video games idea for tonight.
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Yep. Then you'd have to deal with a weepy mess and be forced to watch reruns of it with copious amounts of rewinding to make up for it.
Considering that we probably have a few bouncers looking out for us by now, very good idea. >P
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Oh god. I'll start training myself now so I can stare straight ahead and nod every time you say something and keep a box of tissues next to me to hand to you when you get all teary eyed.
I'm surprised that we haven't been tracked down yet. It'll be funny if they catch us.
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That's a good start. I'll need hugging and a shoulder too, so if you're not touchy-feely we'll have to train on that too. >P
...We'd get kicked out of jail so fast. They wouldn't want us there.
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Well, normally I'm not a touchy feely kind of person but I think I can make an exception for you.
That would be so awesome if it happened. Perfect get out of jail free card. Hmm, now I want to play drunken Monopoly.
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Aww, I feel special. >3 And I'm holding you to that. ...So, gotta ask, you like sex but aren't touchy-feely?
If you have the game, it's on. >D
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I'm weird. You can have sex without really touching the other person. Trust me, I've done it.
I have the game. Special anniversary edition.
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Nah, I believe it. I guess I associate sex with people wanting to be touched, since that's the reason I'd have it. >P
Yessss. This is gonna RULE.
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Don't get me wrong. There are times when I want that kind of contact, but there are few people that I'd trust or am close enough to to get like that. ...Have you ever had sex?
We are amazing. We will rule the world.
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~___~ No, I'm a blushing virgin role-model for the rest of the young tennis community. I preach abstinence until marriage and am one of the only celebrities not to take advantage of their status. Teach me the ways, oh experienced senpai?
The world and the universe. >D
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Corrupting of innocents? Can I do that and live with myself after? Yeah, probably. I'd probably get my ass kicked by your former teammates though.
We will be able to get people to bow down to us. That is so awesome!
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That was sarcasm. I don't need a teacher. >P The teammates wouldn't kick your ass anyway - I'm more of a corrupter than a coruptee.
We can have thrones and everything. It'll be freaking great.
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Aww. Here I thought I was going to get some virgin ass. I am going to go slit my wrists or something because I am just so upset.
OMG, we can have people bring over gifts and stuff honouring us!
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