We have two supplicants that just can't wait to be ASSimilated. And it looks like all of our "moderators" have succumbed:
31spoonerstreet to his natural inclination to be a pansy-ass quitter,
forestdesert to her cyanide addiction, and
monalisaovrdryv to her comfortable chair in the world of uselessness. Our "moderators" are the weakest of us all.
Looks like your de facto god will have to run this poll.
Poll What do we do with these fucksticks? Vote fuckers.
And one other thing. I really want to be in charge.
Carry on...