The prick is back...
I know you all missed me WAY too much, especially you the_cazualty ... pick your tongue up off the floor boy.
I am sure you are all wondering where I have been all these weeks. Well the wait is over ... I was having major surgery.
It was shortly after forestdesert posted this that I had a major breakdown. I had read all the leet speak I could take in one lifetime.
I was at one of my local convenience stores when this dude walked in with his pants hanging halfway down to his knees. I proceeded to ask him if he would like a belt because it appeared that he lost his. I guess he didn't find it amusing. Without further ado I proceeded to insert my foot into his (very visible) asscrack. Son of a bitch if it didn't get stuck. So off the hospital I was rushed ... I could feel my foot roting away as the minutes rolled by. I needed emergency surgery NOW. Alas, do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find a good foot/ass surgeon in the greater Ocala area? I thought they would be a dime a dozen this being the backwoods hick town it is. Nope not the case. They had to fly in a surgeon from San Francisco that specialized in removing things from fags asses (I guess that happens a lot out there in Cali). To make a long story short ... my foot is recovering nicely.
A message to all the wannabes out there ... keep your fucking pants up or don't wear any at all. As for the "leet" speak go back to posting in AOL forums.
Have a nice day!
--Standing up for the rights of gay bashers everywhere since 1999 ... fucking fags.
I am sure you are all wondering where I have been all these weeks. Well the wait is over ... I was having major surgery.
It was shortly after forestdesert posted this that I had a major breakdown. I had read all the leet speak I could take in one lifetime.
I was at one of my local convenience stores when this dude walked in with his pants hanging halfway down to his knees. I proceeded to ask him if he would like a belt because it appeared that he lost his. I guess he didn't find it amusing. Without further ado I proceeded to insert my foot into his (very visible) asscrack. Son of a bitch if it didn't get stuck. So off the hospital I was rushed ... I could feel my foot roting away as the minutes rolled by. I needed emergency surgery NOW. Alas, do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find a good foot/ass surgeon in the greater Ocala area? I thought they would be a dime a dozen this being the backwoods hick town it is. Nope not the case. They had to fly in a surgeon from San Francisco that specialized in removing things from fags asses (I guess that happens a lot out there in Cali). To make a long story short ... my foot is recovering nicely.
A message to all the wannabes out there ... keep your fucking pants up or don't wear any at all. As for the "leet" speak go back to posting in AOL forums.
Have a nice day!
--Standing up for the rights of gay bashers everywhere since 1999 ... fucking fags.