You know you want to be reading a (mostly) happy, (mostly) warm, (always) gorgeous, (sometimes) deliciously smutty Kurt/Blaine AU 'verse where they and a bunch of other people in the Glee-'verse are strippers or related to the profession.
No, I promise, you do.
And now it's even easier to jump in!
lookninjas has been writing this very thing, and
she's helpfully put up a master post for the 'verse. (Do pay attention to the warnings for any given fic, and I agree with her when she says you should probably read them in the order she wrote them.)
You're welcome in advance. Please be sure to tuck a five dollar bill in Blaine's waistband let her know you enjoyed what she wrote. :)