Mush.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Oh, wow. Since when is it February? Apparently four days. Hadn't been aware of this sudden change! Eeh. February only has one good thing goin' for it, anyway. If anyone has to ask what it is, you certainly don't go out much. Or lack a 'partner'. My hints, they're so clever.

So, since I'm feeling so romantic -- you laugh, you burn, got it

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

What's in February?

[flaminbackstbbr]

I'm not above bitin' ya, 'Vy.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Whatever I have is contagious.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Oh, no, I'm gonna catch the gay!

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

[flaminbackstbbr]

Whatever will my wife think.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You're gayer than I am.

[flaminbackstbbr]

I am?

[sexy_and_skorty]

You are.

[flaminbackstbbr]

I'm not the one who's disgusted by girls, though!

[sexy_and_skorty]

I never used to be.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Past tense, 'Vy~?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Past tense, Axel.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Now that's terrible.

[sexy_and_skorty]

When Greed pays most of his attention to whores with breasts the size of the Himalayas, you develop a knack for tearing them up and displaying their body parts in more appreciative ways.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Like giving them to the alpaca?