... Well, ow.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Five Reasons Why Being Beaten Isn't A Big Deal When You're A Videogame Character:

5. Potions/Cure. (Way to cheat pain, there.)
4. You can save your game so if you die, you can just reload the game point. (This only applies to heroes, though. Tch.)
3. There isn't any actual blood or broken bones. (Awesome for med bills, but you still feel the

Comments

[iamthevector]

What?

[flaminbackstbbr]

I felt the need to tell the world I roughhoused with someone.

[iamthevector]

Chintzy way of doin' that.

[flaminbackstbbr]

I try to be special an' stuff.

[iamthevector]

Don't a lot?

[flaminbackstbbr]

Possibly.

[iamthevector]

Heh.

I've seen you around a bit. Who're you?

[flaminbackstbbr]

The name's Axel. Got it memorized?

[iamthevector]

Maybe. What'dyou mean by Nobodies?

[flaminbackstbbr]

S'what I am.

[iamthevector]

Low self esteem or something?

[flaminbackstbbr]

Hate explainin' this shit every time. A Nobody's a fandom thin' -- you've got these things, Heartless, darkness in people's heart. They steal hearts. When someone who had a strong heart an' will gets their heart stolen, a Nobody's what's left behind. Don't have a heart -- metaphorical kind. Not the beatin' kind. I've got that, it's just not beatin'.

[iamthevector]

Y'not human then?

[flaminbackstbbr]

Nope.

[iamthevector]

Then I automatically like you.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.