... Well, ow.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Five Reasons Why Being Beaten Isn't A Big Deal When You're A Videogame Character:

5. Potions/Cure. (Way to cheat pain, there.)
4. You can save your game so if you die, you can just reload the game point. (This only applies to heroes, though. Tch.)
3. There isn't any actual blood or broken bones. (Awesome for med bills, but you still feel the

Comments

[yourlolitajesus]

In your videogame, are there any young girls who could benefit from the guidance of a kindly bishop?

[flaminbackstbbr]

No.

[yourlolitajesus]

Are you a young girl who could benefit from the guidance of a kindly bishop?

[flaminbackstbbr]

... Why does everyone get off on thinkin' I'm a girl?

[yourlolitajesus]

Have you ever thought of wearing a gothic lolita dress? I have them in a wide range of sizes.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Denied.

[yourlolitajesus]

You shouldn't dismiss the guidance of the Church.

[flaminbackstbbr]

I don't believe in God.

[yourlolitajesus]

I don't see how that's a problem.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Sorry to disappoint, but I ain't wearin' a dress.

... For you, anyway.

[yourlolitajesus]

Are you sure you don't have any younger, nubile friends?

[flaminbackstbbr]

I have 'em.

They're just not for you.