[Ed just hadn't been himself recently, and he was much too quiet, in Roy's opinion. Hence, he reasoned that the boy needed some coercing~ Here's to hoping~]
I heard a very interesting thing today.
Did you know the classification for a person to be considered a midget is 4'-10".
I guess that makes Fullmetal a bean.
A little. tiny. bean
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Colonel...
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[Have a fist of earth to the face, Colonel. He is NOT PLEASED.]
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... Sure enough. Beansprout Fullmetal.]
Let's think logically about this... How would saying something do this to you, hm?
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[HE WILL FOREVER STARE AT YOU, COLONEL. FOREVER. STARE.]
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... Oh, damn it, where are you?
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The library. I was reading when I heard your message.
[And he would be in trouble with the librarian behind him if she hadn't fallen over in a laughing fit.]
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Right, I'll be right there...
[It isn't long before he arrives at the library, looking around for the new bean.]
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But after he's home. Right now, yeah... he's climbed up onto a stack of books and is waving a tiny metal hand in the air.]
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[... Oh wow. He really did become a bean. This... this was just weird.] Fullmetal?
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Took you long enough, Colonel. [Shush. He's secretly grateful.]
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... I apologize... So, let me get you home. You'll be much better guarded with your brother.
[Yeesh, he was in trouble.] I had no idea saying... that was going to cause this.
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Eh, Whatever. It'll pass in a week.
[Yes, yes he is in trouble.]
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