How are you lame?! Tush, you - you are awesome and win mixed together like the inside of a Cadbury's Creme Egg into one delightful sugary centre to a cool chocolatey outside!
Can you tell I like Creme Eggs? And that I'm ever so slightly ravenous? :D
Mondays have always been fail. Naively, I thought this would be different at uni. The 9am lectures say otherwise >< All my other lectures are later. Just that one. Oh well :D
Laundry went well - my clothes are actually dry this time! I actually partly burnt my hand on the drier, cause some fool put money and thus more time into mine, and I had to stop it in mid-cycle, already bone dry... But it worked! I am suspicious now. I think our local laundrettes just need a clean... I must try this hypothesis. Such fools we shall look if I'm right!
Awww, I have so much sympathy for your readings *hugs* Good luck with them :) I read the other two things I have to read for tomorrow, and they're much easier >< I think I read the wrong one first...
It is quite exciting :D Apart from I shall have to tidy up... a lot >< And probably show her around and stuff :) And she wants to doss on my floor, which will probably end with ME dossing on the floor, and her on my bed. Yay. My floor does not look inviting. But she says she will buy me real food! Take me out for a meal! I am quite excited by this. >< <3 student living.
It must've worked, because I wrote a little more of the boys while I was in the laundry :D Here's hoping for dreams of them tonight! *winkwink*
BJ and what sounds like cum. Nice names, boys. *is VERY immature*
It is lucky they are so beautiful, or their names would be sources of constant ridicule and mockery. Oh, wait =P Although that wasn't quite what my gutter mind came up with.
Aw, yes you will probably be on the floor :P whenever my family members randomly come to see me, I somehow end up on the floor every time. Even when my brother visits, which is unfair, as he is a boy and therefore ought to be capable of sleeping on the floor... although, saying that, I sleep on the floor when I visit home also, because I have no bedroom there o.O this suddenly seems remarkably unfair.
Mondays were invented purely for the comic value of people everywhere experiencing mutual fail.
Well, it's not really ridicule and mockery. More, gentle-hearted, loving teasing :D Because we love them SO BAD. Really? Do tell! I am all agog... :D
Lol >< Still, decent food! Not that I haven't eaten OK today, what with weirdness going on... don't ask, it will confuse :) You don't have a bedroom? That is so sad! *hugs* My mum's moving into a new flat (she's moving to Manchester) and I'm going to have a bedroom of my own with her for the first time in months! I spent all summer sleeping on a sofa bed :D Which was fine, until I started to feel every metal slat ><
This is true. There should be one of those rom-coms simply titled 'Monday', telling the story of consecutive Mondays between a group of people. It would be funny :D
WE LOVE THEM HARD. Er, in many ways ;) Well, my brain immediately applied the term blow job to BJ and envisioned said blow job happening to CM... clearly gutter mindedness has its good points.
Decent food is always great. I have to stop living off toast and cup-a-soup at some point. Especially because I have just bought new jeans and they won't fit me if I don't start eating properly again. *fails at eating AND sleeping, and therefore fails at life*
Lol it's not that bad :P eventually I will have one because they are hoping to build an extension. I'm the eldest of 4 children, though, so there is never much room in my house lol. Oh, sofa beds are ok for a little while, but not for months! I have utter sympathy *hugs*
Please write that when you are a famous writer at the Beeb.
THERE IS A MERLIN/ARTHUR GAME!!! I totally didn't just spent 40 minutes playing it :D http://www.bbc.co.uk/merlin/#/games/ You get to be both! Do magic! Fight things! It's so cool!
I'd love Colin Morgan hard at any time :D And BJ. Who, because of his name, probably is :D It's not a name, it's a request... *guttermind is carefully imagining this...*
Awww, toast and cup-a-soup? That's pretty bad :) And jeans not-fitting is never good :D My belt is being VERY useful at the moment :D Eat! Sleep! Otherwise you will wither away and get sick and not be able to talk to me or watch Merlin or anything! *hugs*
Lol :) That is quite a lot :D I'm the youngest of me and my brother. Not so crowded! It's OK, I have a cloud bed now :D Seriously, I fell into it my first night here and actually thought I'd fallen onto a cloud. It is so SOFT.
I'll put CM and BJ in as a gay couple :D That would rock my socks.
I KNOW. I've been playing it too... and watching the Colin Morgan parlour trick videos :P I really do <3 him.
I'd love Colin Morgan in any form, but I'm certain hard would be involved somewhere along the line ;) My gutter mind is right there with yours. In a non-weird way. Can you imagine meeting BJ and asking "your initials, now are they a request?" He would either be very happy, very shocked or hysterical with laughter. I would love to see that happen, actually.
I know, it is bad :( I will buy proper food and then have less starvage in my life. Gosh, I'm coining terms left, right and bloody centre in our convos. Yes, I just said convos; I LIKE IT. Haha tightening the belt :P I'm not entirely sure why that image amuses me so much...
I would talk to you and watch Merlin even if I was on my deathbed (I'm not, btw!) but yes, I will start to make eating and sleeping a priority - but you should too, missy!
Cloud bed = win. 'Nuff said.
YES, please do. It would make the world a better place.
IT'S AWESOME. You get to watch mini!Arthur's bum wiggle from side to side and imagine it's his real one :D Which I was totally not doing. At all. Nor was I talking to Merlin and keeping his spirits up when healing him with the runes :D Is it me, or does that game slightly suggest that Arthur is healing Merlin? Because you play Arthur in the quest, and it sort of just switches back and forth... OMG. Random AU plot idea. Arthur uses magic too! OK, not MUCH, i.e., about as much as a really bad country magician, but nonetheless he can use runes and stuff... :) Probably a very bad idea, but it worked for that lightning-bolt second in my head.
OH yes :D Hard, as always. Company is good when you're in the gutter :D Less people to look down at you and sneer/look bemused. YES. I CAN. AND THEN GOING "OMG DID I JUST SAY THAT? I'M SO SORRY" At which point you would be doubled over with laughter beside me :D And he would probably run away. Fast. Or the laughter. I can imagine him hysterical with laughter :D
Yay! Less starvage! :) You coin away, I love your new words :D They're so useful! If nothing else, you can get a job with the OED, making up words :) Me neither... :D But it actually is tighter than usual atm. Which is goodstuffs.
Awww *feels loved*, as long as that doesn't happen :) I don't want to see you on your deathbed! I have been eating :) I had sausages and chips for tea, followed by some icecream - that's loads! And I plan to sleep before 12 tonight :D As I have a film thingy at 11 tomorrow ><
It is rather :D Needs to be bigger though. While cramped with BJ and CM would be good, a bigger bed is always good :D
It works until you think about it too much :P lol.
VERY HARD.
If he is ever at a convention, we are going to see him and if you don't say that, I will. It would be even funnier if it happened with CM standing/sitting near enough to hear lol. I can imagine him laughing in that way where you're laughing so hard you become incapable of noise and dissolve in silent laughter. I want to see that.
The OED wouldn't want me :P Possibly I could contribute to a book like Anders Henriksson's 'Non Campus Mentis' =D
I don't want to see me on my deathbed either...
Bigger beds are always good, and I think if BJ and CM were there it might also be necessary - CM might be deliciously thin, but BJ is built.
YEAH, BABY. *has descended yet further into guttermind ><*
Lol :D That would be ACE. I can imagine either that, or him looking up at us really suddenly with an expression that is just o.O all over :) Both of which would lead me to DIE of embarrassment and laughter :D But it would be fantastic. COME ON COLIN, GO TO A CONVENTION!
The OED are probably all boring people anyway :) Go for the other option! Or, write your own... no-one's done a Slasher's Dictionary and published it yet... :D
*hugs tightly* Don't even think it! I forbid you!
OH yes :) And Colin has got some muscles on him :D I totally noticed, of course. But between them, they'd definitely need an Arthur's-sized bed, and with more people... :D
ME TOO :D *is gleeful and has wicked grin as result*
Hehe, you realise I'm actually going to say that now, if the opportunity ever arises. And then I will watch you collapse with mirth >< And attempt not to look at either of them for fear of ridiculous levels of embarrassment. He'd probably love conventions... he'd bugger off and go and meet his favourite celebs...
Haha I think I'd only write a dictionary as a last resort to getting anything published!
Oh, right, well, if you forbid it, then clearly no more thinking will be done :P
He does, at that. A very lovely body, indeed... Uh, what was I saying? Oh, yes, a large bed. Definitely.
LOL. I can see this happening on Saturday and me dying >< That too. I really hope so :D I can't believe we were talking about this so much AND THEN FOUND OUT THEY ARE GOING TO ONE THIS WEEKEND!! HOW COOL! *is insanely excited again*
Lol :D Nah, you'll never be that desperate - you write too well! Move to America, they publish fanfiction there... sometimes :D
:P Only in dire situations :D Then I'll let you off.
Lovely body Large bed Sorry, was I supposed to be replying? What are we gonna be like this weekend?
I also cannot believe it :P either we have subliminal influencing skills, more people than us read these conversations or it's an odd but amazing coincidence.
I don't think I could actually live in America... *shudders*
No replies necessary; I'm too distracted by bodies and beds to think much.
We're going to be puddles of squeeing fangirls this weekend. It's going to be the best thing ever.
I WANT IT NOW. Well, tomorrow maybe. I need some sleep before then :D And possibly the improving effect of some natural makeup. And more sleep. ><
I'm going for the epic subliminal influencing skills :D We're psychic! Or it could just be a co-incidence. :(
True. Or you could have an agent in America and live over here :D That might work! To think, in America, they have to wait for BBC. Among other things. But still. ><
Good :D Me too!
Can you get puddles of squeeing fangirls? :D Well, I guess we'll find out... I was a bit of a p.o.s.f when I met John Barrowman :D THIS WILL BE BETTER.
Can you tell I like Creme Eggs?
And that I'm ever so slightly ravenous? :D
Mondays have always been fail. Naively, I thought this would be different at uni. The 9am lectures say otherwise >< All my other lectures are later. Just that one.
Oh well :D
Laundry went well - my clothes are actually dry this time! I actually partly burnt my hand on the drier, cause some fool put money and thus more time into mine, and I had to stop it in mid-cycle, already bone dry... But it worked!
I am suspicious now. I think our local laundrettes just need a clean... I must try this hypothesis. Such fools we shall look if I'm right!
Awww, I have so much sympathy for your readings *hugs* Good luck with them :) I read the other two things I have to read for tomorrow, and they're much easier >< I think I read the wrong one first...
It is quite exciting :D Apart from I shall have to tidy up... a lot >< And probably show her around and stuff :) And she wants to doss on my floor, which will probably end with ME dossing on the floor, and her on my bed. Yay. My floor does not look inviting. But she says she will buy me real food! Take me out for a meal! I am quite excited by this. >< <3 student living.
It must've worked, because I wrote a little more of the boys while I was in the laundry :D Here's hoping for dreams of them tonight! *winkwink*
BJ and what sounds like cum. Nice names, boys.
*is VERY immature*
xxx
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Although that wasn't quite what my gutter mind came up with.
Aw, yes you will probably be on the floor :P whenever my family members randomly come to see me, I somehow end up on the floor every time. Even when my brother visits, which is unfair, as he is a boy and therefore ought to be capable of sleeping on the floor... although, saying that, I sleep on the floor when I visit home also, because I have no bedroom there o.O this suddenly seems remarkably unfair.
Mondays were invented purely for the comic value of people everywhere experiencing mutual fail.
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Really? Do tell! I am all agog... :D
Lol >< Still, decent food! Not that I haven't eaten OK today, what with weirdness going on... don't ask, it will confuse :)
You don't have a bedroom? That is so sad! *hugs* My mum's moving into a new flat (she's moving to Manchester) and I'm going to have a bedroom of my own with her for the first time in months! I spent all summer sleeping on a sofa bed :D Which was fine, until I started to feel every metal slat ><
This is true. There should be one of those rom-coms simply titled 'Monday', telling the story of consecutive Mondays between a group of people. It would be funny :D
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Well, my brain immediately applied the term blow job to BJ and envisioned said blow job happening to CM... clearly gutter mindedness has its good points.
Decent food is always great. I have to stop living off toast and cup-a-soup at some point. Especially because I have just bought new jeans and they won't fit me if I don't start eating properly again.
*fails at eating AND sleeping, and therefore fails at life*
Lol it's not that bad :P eventually I will have one because they are hoping to build an extension. I'm the eldest of 4 children, though, so there is never much room in my house lol.
Oh, sofa beds are ok for a little while, but not for months! I have utter sympathy *hugs*
Please write that when you are a famous writer at the Beeb.
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I totally didn't just spent 40 minutes playing it :D
http://www.bbc.co.uk/merlin/#/games/
You get to be both! Do magic! Fight things! It's so cool!
I'd love Colin Morgan hard at any time :D And BJ. Who, because of his name, probably is :D It's not a name, it's a request...
*guttermind is carefully imagining this...*
Awww, toast and cup-a-soup? That's pretty bad :) And jeans not-fitting is never good :D My belt is being VERY useful at the moment :D
Eat! Sleep! Otherwise you will wither away and get sick and not be able to talk to me or watch Merlin or anything! *hugs*
Lol :) That is quite a lot :D I'm the youngest of me and my brother. Not so crowded!
It's OK, I have a cloud bed now :D Seriously, I fell into it my first night here and actually thought I'd fallen onto a cloud. It is so SOFT.
I'll put CM and BJ in as a gay couple :D That would rock my socks.
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I'd love Colin Morgan in any form, but I'm certain hard would be involved somewhere along the line ;)
My gutter mind is right there with yours. In a non-weird way.
Can you imagine meeting BJ and asking "your initials, now are they a request?" He would either be very happy, very shocked or hysterical with laughter. I would love to see that happen, actually.
I know, it is bad :( I will buy proper food and then have less starvage in my life. Gosh, I'm coining terms left, right and bloody centre in our convos. Yes, I just said convos; I LIKE IT.
Haha tightening the belt :P I'm not entirely sure why that image amuses me so much...
I would talk to you and watch Merlin even if I was on my deathbed (I'm not, btw!) but yes, I will start to make eating and sleeping a priority - but you should too, missy!
Cloud bed = win. 'Nuff said.
YES, please do. It would make the world a better place.
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Which I was totally not doing. At all.
Nor was I talking to Merlin and keeping his spirits up when healing him with the runes :D
Is it me, or does that game slightly suggest that Arthur is healing Merlin? Because you play Arthur in the quest, and it sort of just switches back and forth...
OMG. Random AU plot idea. Arthur uses magic too! OK, not MUCH, i.e., about as much as a really bad country magician, but nonetheless he can use runes and stuff... :)
Probably a very bad idea, but it worked for that lightning-bolt second in my head.
OH yes :D Hard, as always.
Company is good when you're in the gutter :D Less people to look down at you and sneer/look bemused.
YES. I CAN.
AND THEN GOING "OMG DID I JUST SAY THAT? I'M SO SORRY"
At which point you would be doubled over with laughter beside me :D
And he would probably run away. Fast.
Or the laughter. I can imagine him hysterical with laughter :D
Yay! Less starvage! :) You coin away, I love your new words :D They're so useful!
If nothing else, you can get a job with the OED, making up words :)
Me neither... :D But it actually is tighter than usual atm. Which is goodstuffs.
Awww *feels loved*, as long as that doesn't happen :) I don't want to see you on your deathbed!
I have been eating :) I had sausages and chips for tea, followed by some icecream - that's loads! And I plan to sleep before 12 tonight :D As I have a film thingy at 11 tomorrow ><
It is rather :D Needs to be bigger though. While cramped with BJ and CM would be good, a bigger bed is always good :D
I shall get you in to help me :D Co-author!
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VERY HARD.
If he is ever at a convention, we are going to see him and if you don't say that, I will. It would be even funnier if it happened with CM standing/sitting near enough to hear lol.
I can imagine him laughing in that way where you're laughing so hard you become incapable of noise and dissolve in silent laughter. I want to see that.
The OED wouldn't want me :P Possibly I could contribute to a book like Anders Henriksson's 'Non Campus Mentis' =D
I don't want to see me on my deathbed either...
Bigger beds are always good, and I think if BJ and CM were there it might also be necessary - CM might be deliciously thin, but BJ is built.
YOU FILL ME WITH CO-AUTHORING GLEE.
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YEAH, BABY.
*has descended yet further into guttermind ><*
Lol :D That would be ACE. I can imagine either that, or him looking up at us really suddenly with an expression that is just o.O all over :) Both of which would lead me to DIE of embarrassment and laughter :D But it would be fantastic.
COME ON COLIN, GO TO A CONVENTION!
The OED are probably all boring people anyway :) Go for the other option!
Or, write your own... no-one's done a Slasher's Dictionary and published it yet... :D
*hugs tightly* Don't even think it! I forbid you!
OH yes :) And Colin has got some muscles on him :D I totally noticed, of course. But between them, they'd definitely need an Arthur's-sized bed, and with more people... :D
ME TOO :D *is gleeful and has wicked grin as result*
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And attempt not to look at either of them for fear of ridiculous levels of embarrassment.
He'd probably love conventions... he'd bugger off and go and meet his favourite celebs...
Haha I think I'd only write a dictionary as a last resort to getting anything published!
Oh, right, well, if you forbid it, then clearly no more thinking will be done :P
He does, at that. A very lovely body, indeed...
Uh, what was I saying?
Oh, yes, a large bed. Definitely.
[insert gleeful grinning here]
LOL.
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I can see this happening on Saturday and me dying ><
That too.
I really hope so :D
I can't believe we were talking about this so much AND THEN FOUND OUT THEY ARE GOING TO ONE THIS WEEKEND!!
HOW COOL!
*is insanely excited again*
Lol :D Nah, you'll never be that desperate - you write too well! Move to America, they publish fanfiction there... sometimes :D
:P Only in dire situations :D Then I'll let you off.
Lovely body
Large bed
Sorry, was I supposed to be replying?
What are we gonna be like this weekend?
We're gonna be dead. ><
:D
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I also cannot believe it :P either we have subliminal influencing skills, more people than us read these conversations or it's an odd but amazing coincidence.
I don't think I could actually live in America... *shudders*
No replies necessary; I'm too distracted by bodies and beds to think much.
We're going to be puddles of squeeing fangirls this weekend.
It's going to be the best thing ever.
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Well, tomorrow maybe. I need some sleep before then :D And possibly the improving effect of some natural makeup. And more sleep. ><
I'm going for the epic subliminal influencing skills :D We're psychic!
Or it could just be a co-incidence. :(
True. Or you could have an agent in America and live over here :D That might work!
To think, in America, they have to wait for BBC.
Among other things.
But still. ><
Good :D Me too!
Can you get puddles of squeeing fangirls? :D Well, I guess we'll find out...
I was a bit of a p.o.s.f when I met John Barrowman :D
THIS WILL BE BETTER.
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Hehe I'm glad it was clear that epic subliminal influencing skills = psychic :P
That would work!
*shudders* waiting for BBC wouldn't work for me AT ALL.
*stays in England*
:D
Yes, you definitely can *has been one*
Hehe I can so imagine that!
I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO BURST OF EXCITEMENT.
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