Since you clicked the cut you have to comment in this post and repost this using one of the following as a cut:
1. Missy got me pregnant.
2. I made love to Missy last night.
3. My boy/girl friend turned out to be gay.
4. I got laid last night.
5. My mom called me a whore.
6. My mom found out I'm pregnant.
7. My girlfriend is pregnant.
8. Tips on giving head
9. Pussy eating 101
10. My dad found one of my used condoms.
Thanks Elly, this was just too good to pass up xD